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About Me



Disclaimer: What you are about to read will not affect your life at all, or teach you any valuable skills, or be even remotely interesting. Most likely, it will be a significant waste of time and will overuse fatuous and inane phrases such as "scurrilous pirate wench" and "testicle afficionado" superfluously, and out of context.

My Interests

Utopias and intergalactic bounty hunters.

I'd like to meet:

My spirit animals:

Music:

The Pixies, Peaches, Stereolab, Goldfrapp, The Flaming Lips, Indochine, Akira Yamaoka, Pizzicato 5, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Bjork, Yoko Shimamura, Hooverphonic, Nobuo Uematsu, Pulp, The Dandy Warhols, Aphex Twin, Aimee Mann, Marianne Faithfull, The Owls, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Ramones, U2, The Boredoms, Beck, Chromeo, Thievery Corporation, The White Stripes, Electric Light Orchestra

Movies:

Jacob's Ladder, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Battle Royale, The Chinese Connection, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Scarface, Shaun of the Dead, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Bridget Jones' Diary, Fight Club, In the Mouth of Madness, Once Upon a Time in China, The Ring, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Braveheart, The Fifth Element, The Thing, Gormenghast, Happiness of the Katakuris, The Eye.

Television:

Adult Swim, Law & Order, Project Runway.

Books:

The Gormenghast novels, Pride & Prejudice, Persuasion, Emma, Hitchhiker's Guide, Neuromancer, 1984, Paradise Lost, The Discworld novels, Neverwhere, Le Morte D'Arthur, Still Life with Wood Pecker, The Stars my Destination, The Divine Comedy, Jane Eyre, Villette, Vanity Fair, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, The Tale of Genji, Metamorphoses, Things Fall Apart, The Mists of Avalon, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, Less Than Zero...

Heroes:

Peaches, Jimmy Page, Chris Cunningham, Wayne Coyne, Richard D. James, Eric Blair, Eddie Van Halen, William Gibson, Bruce Lee, Voltaire, Sensei Bill Powers.

My Blog

I blog, therefore I am.

Sometimes people assume that when I don't blog, I'm dead.Why is this?Is it beyond reason that I'm having a wildly fabulous time? I mean, I'm unemployed, but that doesn't mean that I'm down in a hole, ...
Posted by j-tron on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Beano of Christ. Amen.

Plagues that should have made Exodus, but didn't:The Plague of Peeps.They're petite. They're pastel. And they will spike your insulin so high that you will immediately go into a coma if you ingest mor...
Posted by j-tron on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Jtron's muy Beuna Vista vacation!

Starring me,B-tron with his cumulus friends,Mickey (in his 'Mickey-of-a-thousand-dreams' tuxedo),Minnie,Daffy,Daisy,Huey, Dewey, and Louie. And Louie. And Louie...Goofy & Pluto,Chip,Dale,Winnie & Tigg...
Posted by j-tron on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

So I ran away to Georgia.

Why Georgia?Why not?I am currently a stone's throw away from America's most haunted city. Or America's must gullible city; however you choose to look at it. It's still a lot of spooky fun. But besides...
Posted by j-tron on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

What lies beneath.

I cannot die today. It cannot happen. I cannot get hit by a car, or get caught in the crossfire of some drive-by shooting, or fall off of a bridge,because I am wearing the world's scariest underpants....
Posted by j-tron on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

Denied.

The name "Montana" was derived from the Spanish word for mountain, and its nicknames include "the Treasure State", "Land of Shining Mountains", and "Big Sky Country". Montana is one of two s...
Posted by j-tron on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

This existential moment brought to you by J-tron and the letter Y.

Why is it that every time I sit down, my face gets congested, but every time I stand up, it goes away?What does my butt have to do with my face?
Posted by j-tron on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

I am the f-ing queen of Christmas.

Glitter!I've got so much holiday cheer, I poop mistletoe!I am bringing joy to all the little lambs of the world, with my sassy bejeweled spirit antlers. Oh yes, there will be pictures.So far I ha...
Posted by j-tron on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

Gwen Stefani, this shit is bananas.

Please stop what you are doing to musical theatre.I mean, no lederhosen? !#)%(@&$+>#!$">^$%&
Posted by j-tron on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

I'm thankful for so many things.

I am thankful for Dutch West, for teaching me that any time is a good time for a dance party.I am thankful for Van Halen.  I am thankful for Ibuprofen, and the genius who discovered Ibuprofen, wh...
Posted by j-tron on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST