Crush this person!
Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!
PEOPLE SAY THE MOST RANDOM THINGS. ESPECIALLY IN ALTERED MIND STATES. BUT SOMETIMES... JUST NORMALLY. I JUST WRITE THEM DOWN. WELCOME TO MY RANDOM QUOTE BOOK!
"Screw celibacy!" ~Me
Why do you have frozen peas??" "I'm a porn star." ~Annie
Me: "I hope it doesn't catch on fire." Annie: "If it does I'll pee on it."
"I would smother her in BBQ sauce and work her like a rib." ~Kirk
"On a scale of 1 to me, she's about a 9." ~Megaman Zoolander
"It's like the fucking easy-bake oven of toilets." ~Z on... his toilet
"I need my food not to breathe." ~Me on rare steak
"Next thing I knew I was completely dead." ~Jonas on carbon monoxide poisoning
"Most of them were alive when I let them go." ~Billy on his ant farm
"These panties have whales on them." ~Me on... whale panties.
"See- this is why I hate tomatoes. They're so unpredictable." ~Me
"I'm breaking up with you because I'm dead. ~Annie
"Damn it. This is why I have meat in the back of my car." ~Me
"I think there's still some jack and bud floating around in my head." ~Annie
Shake those boogles! ~Annie trying to say big ol' boobies
"It was 5 seconds. No exaggeration. It was in, it was out, it was in, and it was over." ~Me
"I have this friend... Oh, no, wait a minute- that was a TV show." ~Grant
"Fuck modesty. I was born naked." ~Annie
"No. The door will decapitate him. I'll just laugh." ~Annie
"Don't you tomorrow me. Your dog just puked in my shoe." ~Me
"I'm too sober for this shit." ~Katie
"I need to knock on wood. Anyone have wood back there??" ~Me
Me reading a bottle: "Isopure." Annie:"I not so pure."
"It's like getting your head smashed in with a gold brick wrapped in leather." ~JD
"Kangaroos are the velociraptors of the marsupial world." ~Benny at the zoo.
"Oooh... Labyrinth. I don't know if I can handle David Bowie in tights contact juggling. Does something to me." ~Katie
"You keep telling me to stop, dude. I haven't SAID anything since then!" ~Hoagie
"He makes me cream upon appearance." ~Me on Chris Cornell (YEAH I wish!!)
JD: "I've seen my Kelly naked." Hoagie: "Well, I've seen MY Kelly naked." JD: "But you haven't seen MY Kelly naked."
Me: "It's a flatbar." Z: "No, it's not. It's a churchkey." Me: "Does it open churches??" Z: "Maybe to alcoholics!" Me: "I see your point."
Me: "What's up, Jonas?" Jonas: "Shh... I can't tell you. It's a secret."
"You and I were both referred to as slut puppies today." ~Malachie
"Tell me about rhinociruses all you want, but don't be a cat." ~Annie on the worst blind date EVER!
"You wanna see a big muscle?" ~Nick
"Woo to the oot." ~Katie
"I'll give you my firefly." ~JD
"Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean it can't be done." ~Malachie
...2 hours later: "So... what are we going to order at white castle?" ~Malachie"I'm ADD. One minute I'm one way. The next- look! There's a chicken!" ~Ryan
"Your burrito's in a pizza box." ~Annie
Katie: "I want cinnamon rolls." Tony: "Seriously, I'm going to go out and buy another Jenga set, bring it back, and then I'll actually be able to build something." Katie: "Yeah- I still want cinnamon rolls."
"What better way to celebrate our country's independence than by blowing up a small piece of it." ~Chris
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts
I am... The lead singer of Delirium. A ballroom dance instructor. A novelist. An avid reader. A model. An artistic mind. A good friend.
I am... Blissful. Awestruck by our universe. In love with life. Easily amused. A storyteller. A free mind.
I believe... In the innate good of humankind. The journey never ends- It begins this moment. I am my own sactuary and the only one who can control my happiness. The universe tends to unfold as it should.
"Leave only footprints and take only memories."Your Attitude is Better than 90% of the Population
You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. How's Your Attitude?
Your Theme Song is Groove is in the Heart by Dee-lite
"We're going to dance
And have some fun"
For you, life should be one huge party...
And even though it's not, you tend to dance your troubles away! What's Your Theme Song?
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
Background from Yahoo search result