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FOSTER

overwhelming isnt it... bitch

About Me

full time librarian with two full time kids... find myself curled up with books more than anything... i read a plethera of things... listen to music, eat, drink and handle life much on the same levels... explains why im so tired .... 2 make a long story short...."I wanna be the girl with the most cake"... curtesy of Courtney LoveMyspace Graphics
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My Interests

books, music, FOOD... planning to take over the world... plotting ways to talk others into running with scissors...laughing at retards and old people... dreaming of a world of midgets in moon pie bikinis on roller skates... u know same ol same ol
Name: kellie
Birthdate: 11-15-73
Birthplace: k.c. missouri
Current Location: snatchison kansas
Eye Color: changes
Hair Color: changes
Height: 5'6 and a half
Weight: 140
Piercings: lots
Tatoos: 2
Overused Phraze: i aint sckart
FAVORITES
Food: resteraunt food
Candy: butterscotch
Number: 6, 13, 31, 33
Color: red
Animal: basset hound
Drink: sweet tea
Alcohol Drink: makers and coke, jack and coke, pbr
Bagel: plain
Letter: f
Body Part on Opposite sex: jawline
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burgersling
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: depends
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 9:30?
Most Missed Memory: all of em
Best phyiscal feature: none
First Thought Waking Up: god its time to go to work again...
Goal for this year: get divorced
Best Friends: leenie and franny cakes
Weakness: casey
Fears: nothing... i already told you i aint sckart
Heritage: alcholism
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: that one time at band camp
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: no...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: short
Height: 6 foot or taller
Style: depends on the person
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute i prefer ruggedly handsome
Drugs and Alcohol: who doesnt...
Muscular or Really Skinny: built
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 4, 331 but i could have lost count somwhere along the way
What country do you want to Visit: itlay
How do you want to Die: by my own hands...
Been to the Mall Lately: what mall?
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Get along with your Parents: respect them...
Health Freak: sorry just a freak
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: no
Want to go to College: no
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: still am
Do you Sing: yeah
Want to get Married: want to get divorced
Do you want Children: already have em...
Have your future kids names planned out: chance and chase...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 18
Hate anyone: many... want their names?

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

anyone i would care to meet is probably dead... (authors/musicians)... well i guess i could still hold out for a few.. like douglas preston, lincoln child, anne rice, tamar myers, mike ness, purr purr...lead singer of social d...ohhhhhhhh and tim armstrong... lead singer of rancid... always had a thing for him and robert smith... marilyn manson blew me a kiss... im still convinced he was laughing at the size of my boobs because of flashing him.... and met brian and amanda of the dresden dolls my life is rather fullfilling... width="425" height="350" ..
You scored as Jigsaw, You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


100%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Captain Spaulding


75%

Michael Myers


70%

Leatherface


70%

Candyman


60%

Pinhead


55%

Buffalo Bill


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Jason Voorhees


40%
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Music:

anything... dresden dolls... social d... nofx... david allen coe... amy winehouse...rancid... the cure... shakespears sister...regina spektor...kina... depends on what mood im in or who im around... cause you cant go wrong with classics like the doobie brothers... ccr...lynard... 3 dog night etc etc etc ... yet im perfectly content to sit in some ol redneck bar playing the jukebox...soooooooo that narrows it down to just about anything... other than rap, ac/dc, and metalica... they SUCK!this IS my job!!!!

Movies:

i grew up with my parents owning movie theaters... still love going to the movies but would rather save money and stay home ...but just to name a few... LOVE kevin smith movies... natural born killers is the shit... cant go wrong with the scream flicks... saw I II & III ...ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW ROCKS... just to name a few

Television:

i work strange hours so by the time i get home i catch fleeting glimses of tv shows... sides the kids usually have it on whatever channel they want... otherwise it FOOD NETWORK... always trying to slam out some new recipes...
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Books:

working at a library is like working at a candy store i can have what i want whenever i want... its very much a priveldge... i have to do book reviews so i can be reading anything from some lame ass love story to marketing strategies whatevers thrown in front of me... not to mention when i work circulation i get distracted by the covers/ titles... some would say i have literature adhd... oh look a butterfly.... CHRISTOPHER MOORE IS THE AUTHOR OF THE MONTH

Heroes:

many... for many different reasons... what i see in one person you may fail to see... you have yours and i have mine... not everyone comes with a bilowing cape...

My Blog

whats in a name?

i have your name on my arm... i have your scar on my wrist... i carry our hearts on my sleeve... what am i 2 think of u? what does everyone think of me? what do i care... whats in a name and what am i...
Posted by FOSTER on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

motherhood...

allllllllllllllrighty then... chancer won his first game of the season... im so happy for him we have another game 2morrow he is so stoked... my motherly fears over take me... praying that he doesnt g...
Posted by FOSTER on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:29:00 PST

and so it has come to pass

and now that you have my attention what am i to do? i cant help being hurt or angry... scared and worried... they all had a good time when they where along for the ride, drinking, drugging, fighting a...
Posted by FOSTER on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

all u motherfucker will pay!!!

and the streets will run red with the blood of the non believers.... agggggghhhhhhhh i am so f'ing tired... i am completely drained... i'm asking as politely as possible... EVERYONE STOP FUCKING WITH ...
Posted by FOSTER on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:18:00 PST

death counter

this is a REALLY cool website.....   http://www.transpoman.com/special/death.htm
Posted by FOSTER on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

talk some more shit...

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Posted by FOSTER on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

what do you know about social d?

With friends like you, who needs enemies?You ain't right, you ain't never gonna beYou're out of the car, I'm afraid you've been declined.You shake my hand, while you're pissing on my legI'm cutting yo...
Posted by FOSTER on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

bound

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Posted by FOSTER on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

prison

Prison BoundWell, I'm goin' to a place where the tough guys goand come out even tougher.A place where a man don't show his feelings,A place where a man don't cry.Well they say I'm being punishedAnd th...
Posted by FOSTER on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

welcome 2 fight club

And you open the door and you step insideWe're inside our heartsNow imagine your pain as a white ball of healing lightThats rightYour pain, the pain of self is a white ball of healing lightI dont thin...
Posted by FOSTER on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:43:00 PST