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Syrup Ninja

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About Me

There is a finite number of words to describe the infinite complexities of life.

I have an inflated ego, a solid sense of self, and an overwhelming desire to be the best at everything I do.

I am financially irresponsible, always opinionated, sometimes vicious, mostly kind, generally non-confrontational, soft spoken, and easy going, passionate, intense and arrogant.

I'd rather have fun than, have a job, don't want a career, hate the nine to five, and enjoy doing things that are socially unacceptable. I use the word fuck like a comma, despise organized religion and partisan politics.

I feel younger than I am, and apparently look it too. I'll never get married and never have kids, barring a massive fuck up on my part.

Oh, I'm also the shit. On a stick. Wrapped in batter and deep fried. With a side of kick ass, and a heaping helping of totally rad for dessert. Kind of like Awesome in a can.

My Interests



Fun, video games, cigarettes, digital art, photography, movies, music, people, self examination, introspection, alcohol, marijuana, daydreaming, ninjas, pirates, masturbation, the 80s, reading, comic books, literature, history, pornography, driving, cars, latin, japanese, pornography, stand up comedy

I'd like to meet:

George Washington, Ghandi, JFK, Bruce Lee, Kurt Vonnegut, Quentin Tarentino, Ernest Hemmingway, Lewis Black, Bill Maher, Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, the inventor of Mountain Dew, soap, beer, my great grandfather, myself in 20 years, myself 20 years ago, Walter Payton, Tony Jaa, Mike Ditka.

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Modest Mouse, The Used, 50 Cent, Atmosphere, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Dillinja, Capone, Twisted Individual, Dieselboy, Aphex Twin, Technical Itch, A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes, Ludacris, Radiohead, Bjork, Concord Dawn, Blink 182, From Autumn to Ashes, Hopesfall, Dilated Peoples, Jurassic 5, Hybrid, Incubus, Madvillain, Thrice, Thursday, System of a Down, Static X, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Johnny Coltraine, Marvin Gaye, Blackstar, The Roots, Blackalicious, Mos Def, The Mars Volta, Aesop Rock, Murs, Deathcab for Cutie, Blink 182, HIM, 80s pop, cKy, Local H, Atreyu, Future Prophecies, Hydrophonic, High Technology, A Tribe Called Quest, Johnny Cash, Athlete. Postal Service, Garbage, Bloc Party, Us3, The Strokes, AFI, Jet, Wolfmother.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barells, Pirates of the Caribbean, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovic, Lost in Translation, Spaceballs, The Holy Grail, Kung Pow, Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Old School, Waking Life, Vanilla Sky, Cowboy Bebop - Knockin on Heaven's Door, Battle Royale, 28 Days Later, Rounders, Boondock Saints, Breakfast Club, Chasing Amy, Transformers the Movie.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Countdown with Keith Olberman, Sportscenter, Heroes, Scrubs, Naruto, Black Lagoon, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Robot Chicken, Ninja Warrior, That 70s Show

Books:

Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Sun Tzu: The Art of War, The Book of the Five Rings, Machiavelli: The Prince, George Orwell: 1984, Bruce Lee: The Tao of Jeet Kun Do, Aldous Huxley: A Brave New World, Plato: The Republic, C.S. Lewis: The Chronicles of Narnia, Jose Saramago: Blindness.

Heroes:

My grandfather, my dad, my mom, my sister, myself.