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Aperture Plate

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than those attending too

About Me

I like alot of things, and alot of things piss me off, i have a short fuse-ish, BUT i am a total NERD.. What i like is basicly nerdy.. I love World of Warcraft and hanging out with my friends and playing some Dungeons and Dragons on a friday night drinking Doctor pepper and mountain dew while scarfing down all the food in the house and laughing so hard you'd think i was on drugs.. its cuz im that funny.. and i happen to be kernel (lol) sander(inside joke).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Birthday: 7/7/89
Birthplace: Tulsa
Current Location: Ya Zheevu v Tulsye
Eye Color: All of the colors
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Over 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: I am of the Carnie Lineage
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes?
Your Weakness: Laughing
Your Fears: Free fall towards a large mass, Thinking of being of inphathomable power
Your Perfect Pizza: GARLIC AND MEAT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a 70 mage/druid, and graduating moving out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" I know, but I really laugh out loud
Thoughts First Waking Up: HOLY CRAP IM BEING ATTACKED, DEFEND, DEFEND (trust me, I wake up violently)
Your Best Physical Feature: My Beastly Meaty Anchor tattoo
Your Bedtime: 5th hour
Your Most Missed Memory: Saturdays, In the park, with my pimp crew!
Pepsi or Coke: 7up
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Home made raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, with peanut butter cup
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso, Cold, with Mint
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: :)
Do you Sing: All the time! but wait! I cant!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah
Have you Been in Love: Most righteously
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Are castles made of Sand!?
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEVER
Do you think you are Attractive: I beast through women like I beast through Nubs
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, I downed half a bottle of pure peppermint extract
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only those made by my Extacsy gland
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I LIKE PIE!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Almost, long story(not really)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Mabye?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Showers baby
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, you got me!
Ever been Drunk: Nah
Ever been called a Tease: HAHA, I actually have been!!
Ever been Beaten up: No, people fear me
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Im not, but ill fake my death, but itll be funny
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Fredlandia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: Mine
Weight: Slender, but not super skinny
Best Clothing Style: Who needs clothes? huh? nudge-nudge?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only medication
Number of CDs I own: 1337, all burned on her leet computer
Number of Piercings: Dont care
Number of Tattoos: 1, of a meaty anchor!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are for people that cant come to terms with life, forget regrets and move on
CREATE YOUR OWN!

My Interests

Programming, Playing WoW

Music:

Porcupine Tree, The Pillows, ¡PINK FLOYD!, King Crimson, CCR!!!!!, Joe Walsh, Elton John, Hendrix, Led Zep, The Who, Daft Punk, Scooter, Scatman, Darude, Wonderstrands, Seatbelts, Boston, Foreigner, Journey, Rush, REO Speedwagon, Styx, Jefferson Airplane, Greatful Dead, Audioslave, Jet, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Chuck Berry, AC/DC, BEATLES, Rave/Trance/Industrial/House Euro, Covenant, KMFDM, Johnny Cash, Elvis, CCR AGAIN!, RHCP, Lynyrd Skynyrd,

Movies:

Most movies from the 80's and todays

Television:

Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Family Guy, X-play, Scrubs

Books:

Anything that will take me from where I am, and project me across the stars

Heroes:

I traded them for ghosts

My Blog

A Friend's Retort

Do you not have the memory of the laughter?Do you not have someone else to talk to?I see everyone differently everyday, does not thee?Are you not glad that atleast we met? Sooner or Later, I DO wish s...
Posted by Aperture Plate on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

And now for something completely Different

So send her mind BACK TO THE FIERY PITS... Its where im Augling Vendors. It is not, it was lunar zomgtasticness that wieghed a ton and was wierd. Alliance are Augling my sausage (scrotum?). Its wierd ...
Posted by Aperture Plate on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

First Post

It is Currently 4:33 in the morning, and I made this Myspace for a couple reasons:   1) Most Myspaces that I have ever been to are all deadful emo red on black with a tiled pic that is ruining th...
Posted by Aperture Plate on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:41:00 PST