The Journey |
We are more alike than different.Wark hard. Work smart!Things are not always what they appear.Don't be trapped in "The Illusion of Separateness".Avoid Revenge.To have enough - that is all.Face y...
Posted by JMO on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:28:00 PST |
Harvey Korman dead at 81 |
Harvey Korman dead at 81Such a great comedian. R.I.P. ...
Posted by JMO on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:54:00 PST |
little johnny is at it again |
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularlyletting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,Little J...
Posted by JMO on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:00:00 PST |
HORSE RACE Line up: |
In lane 1. Passionate LadyIn lane 2. Bare BellyIn lane 3. Silk PantiesIn lane 4. ConscienceIn lane 5. Jockey ShortsIn lane 6. Clean SheetsIn lane 7. ThighsIn lane 8. Big DickIn lane 9. Heavy BosomIn l...
Posted by JMO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:57:00 PST |
HORSE RACE Line up: |
In lane 1. Passionate LadyIn lane 2. Bare BellyIn lane 3. Silk PantiesIn lane 4. ConscienceIn lane 5. Jockey ShortsIn lane 6. Clean SheetsIn lane 7. ThighsIn lane 8. Big DickIn lane 9. Heavy BosomIn l...
Posted by JMO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:57:00 PST |
Learn Chinese in 2 minutes ... |
Please read definitions aloud for optimal memory retention)1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP.....................
Posted by JMO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST |
SOLDIER’S LETTER |
A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE COULDN'T SHOW IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE SHE SIGNED IT "MOTHER," AND THIS IS WHAT SHEWROTE:M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT. O- IS FOR THE OTH...
Posted by JMO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:54:00 PST |
A lesson in kindergarten |
A kindergarten teacher decides she's going to teach her students alesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so shebrings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the childre...
Posted by JMO on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST |
Woman Told to Ditch Bra to Enter Court |
APCOEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - Security guards refused to allow a woman into a federal courthouse until she removed a bra that triggered a metal detector. Lori Plato said she and her husband, Owen Plato, ...
Posted by JMO on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:52:00 PST |
S&M festival a slamming good time |
From AM New YorkShoppers browsed among the whips, chains, and T-shirts with slogans like "Real tears excite me" at the city's first S&M street festival Sunday, even as some neighborhood residents ...
Posted by JMO on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST |
