I'd like to meet:
Who would I like to meet? I mean, granted, there are quite a few people in this world I admire or aspire to obtain qualities of that'd grant me an OUNCE of the greatness that they are... But there are very few, if any, that I'm honestly interested in meeting. For instance, I absolutely adore Matthew Parry and Dane Cook. I don't think I'd ever want to meet them, though. I suppose it'd just take my view of them as being GODS down a notch or two.
In all honesty, I've never really wanted to meet anyone. The people who're my best friends, acquaintances, the love of my life or even the jovial pen-pals that I message back and forth with aren't people I've ever been interested in meeting before. In a manor of speaking, they essentially just showed up in my life, introducing themselves and hoping for a decent response, and possibly a bit more. Because those people presented themselves, intrigue shortly followed. In fact, the person who I adore MOST happened to be someone who just randomly messaged me one day. Go figure.
I do, however, tend to note how lazy your typing is, the use of your grammar and the improper usage of words. In common-place, those things tend to impact my responding message the most (if what you have to say even gives me the urge to respond). So don't message me with menstruating fingers determined to destroy the human language, or I'm afraid I'll end up ignoring your message. Then again, if such an occurrence DOES happen, it's more than likely that you haven't read this, and therefore don't honestly CARE who I'd like to meet, or why I'd like to meet them. With that in mind, it could also be assumed that you don't honestly care if I care to meet you, or even know you. You'd simply be looking for a person to add to your friends list!
My Apologies, but if you're looking for random people to add to your list, take note of this: How many friends do I have on my list? Go ahead and take a look. At the time of me typing this out, I have 34 on my friends list. For further information, I've had this Myspace account for over a year. Now, take out a sheet of paper, if you would. If I've had this account for about a year or more and have 34 friends on my list, what does that tell you? I mean, when you're attempting to add another mindless drone to your list of over a thousand empty, notarized friends? It doesn't even take common-sense to figure it out. It means that I don't give a flying squirrel about your whore-list conquest to rule the Myspace Seas with your magical list of numerous people you don't know. Hell, have you ever seen them, or even TALKED to them on Myspace on any previous occasion? Good job, buddy, go choke on a hard-boiled egg. You've made hero status.
I don't want your "sexiness," I don't need flirtatious invitations to view your profile, I have no interest in "hooking up" with you or any of your ten thousand "friends." Save it all for someone who doesn't care. But if you do choose to message me with babble concerning all of (or any of) the things mentioned above, would you at LEAST do it in a readable fashion? I don't want to see any "cool" typing. If I have to read your idiotic male-ficus, I'd prefer it be in legible sentences.
And now, to throw the entire rant out the window with something I likely should have started this all off to begin with: Don't message me if I don't know you. If you do, I'll KNOW you didn't read this, and therefore delete anything you send me without even thinking about it.
Have a nice day, and enjoy your egg.
My Myspace Relationships:
Single.
People to See List:
Amber
Patrick
Lexi
Tom
Plenty more...
And we don't care 'bout the talking.
AIM - BuyMe4Cheese
YIM - BuyMe4Cheese
ICQ - 474428848
Email - [email protected]
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I Heart Huckabees .
X-Men (1 & 2) .
Starwars (Ep 4, 5, 6) .
Waiting .
American Beauty .
American History X .
Minority Report .
V for Vendetta .
School of Rock .
Happy Gilmore .
Joe Dirt .
Bandits .
Billy Madison .
Lucky Number Sleven .
Three to Tango .
Boondock Saints .
Donnie Darko .
Requiem for a Dream .
Pay it Forward .
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The Daily Show .
The Colbert Report .
Star Trek .
X-Men .
Will & Grace .
Frasier .
FRIENDS .
Scrubs .
Heroes:
Legato Bluesummers
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