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About Me

Alrighty, then. Well, I am Jesse. I have legs... so do you? Well, SHIT THE BED, we have something in common! I lived in the Mule Metropolis (some call it Bishop), and it was... well, an interesting place... and boring... and... boring. So I moved. I moved and became poor, and now I am making money again. Yes. I enjoy music, whether I be playing it or listening to it. I am a metal head, generally speaking. But I enjoy most other music. Hell, my favorite band is Radiohead.(bored yet?) I was ONCE an artist... then I decided dreams were for panzies. I punch dreams in the FACE. I work at a Hummer dealership (shut up, I know its boring... SKIP AHEAD! no more sighs!), and in my off time, I enjoy raping little boys... wait, I'm not a priest... nevermind... and partying - beer pong is good mind fuel. Other than that, hangin' with friends, watchin' some adult swim on Cartoon Network, playing some guitar, staying relatively confused about many personal thoughts and issues in life, takin' a good dump... its all in a days work! what?....... GOULETTE!!!!!NOW WATCH ME TRY AND SELL A CAR! (note: this is a dramatic reinactment:will ferrell extra robert goulet on conan
AH, another bit of pure foreign genius:From the movie "Even Dwarves Started Out Small". Gotta love Germany!
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My Interests

Being in situations. Giving high fives. Being redundant in redundant ways. Berating midgets. Smelling baby coffins. Rewriting history. Shitting on the coats. Seducing strangers. Frolicking. Yelling at deaf people. Skin tags. Love ninjas.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a FACE

Music:

Radiohead, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Tenacious D, Cradle of Filth, Dethklok

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Movies:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Clerks, Mallrats, Anchorman, Love Actually, 2Girls1Cup, the video of my conception

Television:

Adult Swim.

Books:

Anything Anne Rice.

Heroes:

Robert Goulet. Myself. My alter ego. Your alter ego. The person who created the first religion. John Stamos's taint. Your mom.

My Blog

Walk

Walking in the rain, what tears can you find? Wear the tears of the sky, a cloak to hide. Find shelter in the water's cold embrace - perhaps if rain falls enough our cups, filled, can t...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

Disinterpret

Missed understanding of a pompous beginning- Dissident candies stick to my lies. Perilous boundaries to shape my finale- Empty rooms filling a heart full of ties. Soul married to dirt, ...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

Loneliness

L ife and love happening at the most inopportune times-O vercoming powerful emotions kept in the bittersweet grasp of memory,N egating the rapid meander of streams once traveled.E arth drinks tea...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:26:00 PST

Plastic

note: tempo if lyric is about equivalent to the chorus vocals in "Blood" by Jessie Deluxe or "Mouth" by Bush. If ur not picturing that, you are reading it wrong. I dreamt you in a bottle; Caugh...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

Desolate

D efine happiness E ntertain thoughts of S atisfaction; O r would you rather imagine a L ife where we don't feel so A lone? T ogether, perhaps, we could make...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:05:00 PST

Look

Look up stars mingle, dance, soundless and loud endless, limited to narrow sighted eyes hope for possibility a possibility for hope no boundaries, only philosophical meanderings Look down the b...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

Disembodied

D ivested and disconnected-I mponderable, though implicit it may be.S pectral in its whims,E thereal in its plight.M etaphysical incantations,B odiless architectures-O versee the heavenly,D iscarnate ...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:30:00 PST

conundrum

Cold, steel, blissful protection a shell filled with heart and soul hidden, shelved, silent emotions undisclosed and sheltered Sentient Drag myself down with this decadent armor teeth gnashing tumultu...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:56:00 PST

Trainwreck

Disconnect, and play our parts take back our past - we find the present too hard easy to look back, but so hard to discard is it really the truth? NO - memory comes marred. run ...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

Disclose

Irony's ever potent curtain is the veil upon which I live. It is the curtain upon which I strive. Never make it to the finish line. Always seek the self preservation through others - never find the g...
Posted by Jesse Juice on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST