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Can you remember the first time we met? such lovely distress, you i. the death of our hearts; a bloodied chaos if you ask me. preach to the choir oh god of mine - this is your brain on my drug: FUCK. can you see thru these bloodshot eyes? take it off and starve yourself you animal. i hate the way you make me feel, but i love the way i make you feel. cry - and i will lick your tears away, but only because you make me sick with grief. i am god this time around - idolize me with everything in your soul, for i am your only ticket to hell, and its a bumpy ride.
ZIGGY STARDUST
the love of my life
i love to laugh and listen to dirty jokes.i eat string cheese everyday. sucka for bigstick popcicles and beer. if you're mean to me gimme some Jose and i'll break your nose. i just wanna have fun. the rolling stone is the best magazine. im a very compassionate person. i have a pussy named diego. i get extremely irritated with those money in a maze boxes. terrible with calling people back - but ive started to write everyone's bday on my calender. i make one helluva messy omelet. living proof that once you go black you CAN go back. i have a weakness for museums. im loyal to a fault - so dont fuck it up. if i had to eat one food for the rest of my life it would be SUSHI. member of the circus feet and sausage toe clan.
i almost had to get a glass eye once. crickets freak me out. i have a fish named yoda. scrath that - i HAD a fish named yoda - now i have named manuel.peas and bananas are mighty nasty. i love with all my heart. my worst fear is losing my teeth. i have a massive underwear fetish. when i get my dog i will name him bruce. im a mechanic and i paint my nails. girls kiss better than guys. i hate earthquakes. poker is the best card game in the world.
i can't dance for shit. hunter s. thompson is underrated. i used to collect marbles. i cant stand anything thats cotton candy flavored - besides cotton candy. i have an obsession with pretenatural novels. music is my life and poetry my death. good things come in small packages. tequila makes me horny and uncouth. i have this reoccuring dream of falling from a building and hitting the ground right as i wake up. my favorite lotion is coconut/lime verbana from bath and body works. im a sista from anotha mista with a brotha from anotha mutha.

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i think of you every second, of every day. my pillows are permanently wet with tears. salty, sad tears, wept in your memory. my life has changed. and my body struggles to keep up. if i could i would lie in bed and cry. cry until those tears are no more. YET THEY CEASE TO END: BECAUSE YOU CEASE TO EXIST. my skin is scarred with your initials. letters burned into the aliveness i call me. you who were so special, so innocent. you who is my savior, my awakening. this plane of existance is surreal. hide me from myself. and take me to you....................................

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Killing you Might be the only chance I have Of recovery But I know it's so severe As you know it would be The punishment, it fits the crime. So let's take this knife And run it down your chest Does this feel like love? Here we are waiting So let's take this knife And run it down your chest Does this feel like love? Here we are waiting The light looks good against The bruises on your cheek Another medal that you'll have to wear this week The light looks good against The bruises on your cheek Another medal that you'll have to wear this week Killing me Might be the only chance you have Of recovery But I know it's so severe As you know it would be The punishment, it fits your crime. So let's take this knife And run it down your chest Does this feel like love? Here we are waiting So let's take this knife And run it down your chest Does this feel like love? Here we are waiting The light looks good against The bruises on your cheek Another medal that you'll have to wear this week You and I, will die alone tonight You and I, will die alone tonight You and I, will die alone tonight You and I, will die alone. The light looks good against The bruises on your cheek Another medal that you'll have to wear this week The light looks good against The bruises on your cheek Another medal you'll have to wear this week.

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WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A HOBO

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I'd like to meet:

.lovers.fighters.

see-unit and are-unit

i do believe ryan's got some sugar in his britches...

I AM HOLLYWOOD

---- BITCHES DE CAMBRIA ----

el capitan morgan

eric-face

p-p-peter (my fellow 40 drinker)

are-unit

bro

'pseudo sister in law'

gayle kinky

big red

super sister

stinky-poo

beer

brutha from anutha mutha

da®ling

mike the ex

spenc

steve-o

verity

pito

jess

logan fucker

more bitches!
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Music:

stuff.lotsa stuff.a preview. ↓
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Movies:

adventures of ford fairlane.fear & loathing in las vegas.out cold.evil dead.

Television:

futurama.csi.grey's anatomy.old school transformers & thundercats

Books:

clan of the cave bear series.to kill a mocking bird.x-men comics.anita blake vampire hunter series.fear and loathing in las vegas

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Heroes:

my :: bruce lee ::

my :: ernest hemingway ::

my :: bella morte ::

my :: 'witchy woman' ::

my :: bettie page ::

my :: mc escher ::

my :: 'bosom buddy' ::

my :: alex varkatzas ::

my :: dane cook ::

My Blog

restless nites

Take hold, and rein my lust, dont succomb. .please. .breathe. .touch. Forgive my hips - wih your lips. .pin. .hold. .brush. Dominate my abuse and perpetuate my need. .stradle. .suck. .love....
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:45:00 PST

lovelies

I want to sincerely thank all my people for just being who they are. i dont think that i would be able to pull thru some shit if i didn't have you guys there along the way. i love you all, and ...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

shooting stars

im happy. partially unfulfilled, but non the less - happy. we have a thing...he makes me feel again; & i've missed that. i just wish all this was closer. i miss cali already, and i dont real...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

my butt

is sunburned. *ouch*
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST

chuck norris never retreats; he just attacks in the opposite direction

so today in the SUPER crossword of the inyo register, someone died. yes folks, a violent death is upon us. who? i dont have a clue....maybe we should ask chuck norris no? maybe yoda knows? 73 ...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

a butcher knife; courtesy of vera

In modern war, those who issue orders to kill seldom see their victims face to face. Roger Fisher proposed that the secret service agent who at all times carries a briefcase near the US Preside...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

sidenote

when a girl challenges you to play pool, and you end up kicking ass in the beginning and she ends up kicking your ass in the end (all the while you doing major shit-talking each shot); newsflas...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

your fading beauty

.... a couple weeks ago i was helping a friend move to a new location, which included a stop at a storage unit on the outskirts of town. *sidenote = my truck makes a very loud squeak no...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

on a lighter note...

i received the following in a text message a couple weeks ago: if you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors dont panic ur in my heart. utterly creepy but totally put a sm...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

practice makes perfect

she was wrong, and my timeline has come and gone... today i delete chad out of my life - it's unhealthy and im sick of torturing myself on a daily basis. cloud nine turned acidic,...
Posted by SGT. SLAUGHTER on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST