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Muhammed

You cannot resist me, I am armed.

About Me

It would be taking much more than this box to be telling you all there is about me and my knowing ways.

Maybe it would help you to know that I have learned all there is to learn about pleasing the women from my military training.

I am a Fornication Commando

My Interests

Talking to you, being nice to cats in front of you, telling you the things that are making you believe you are that special kind of girl, and just letting you know that I am not only here because I want "punch your wet-spot".no, I am just wanting to know you,........Sweetheart.

I'd like to meet:

A woman who is not only wanting the sex, but is also wanting the...., no, just the women who are wanting the sex.

I am also seeking a business manager, someone who can keep the hordes of crazed sex beasts back until I am ready for them, and then will unleash them in groups of no more than five (I am knowing my limitations now, the night before the last night, I had my head so very brutalized while "mixing the love up" with a gathering of veteran hump-mongers at the Moose Lodge)

The business manager may, if he wishes, charge big amounts of dollars for allowing the filth-craving masses the pleasure of intertwining their soft parts with my not-so-soft parts.

What do you call this type of business manager?

Do not understand wrong though, I am truly a lover of women, and I know how to make you feel special.

Music:

I am liking the kind of music that you are liking, and also the Barry White, that is the kind of thing you are liking me to say, no?

Movies:

I am really only (and this is being the embarassing moment for a man like me) liking the, how-do-you-say? Chick-Flicks, that is right, I am having so much of the things in common with you,.....Sugar.

Television:

I would be liking the sitting and holding you so very tenderly, instead of watching that television, why would I want to be watching something that is interesting me when I could be listening to you.

Books:

Books are for Burning.

Heroes:

Your Father, yes, it is true, I am admiring him and how swell he is being for the very long time.

My Blog

I am being the changed man (thank you Mike Alvaro, Thank you)

I am now being the Different guy, no more will I be only wanting to introduce the american girls to brave new worlds of erotic appeasement, now I am wanting to be in the love with all of the women. ...
Posted by Muhammed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Passion-Filled Goddess Of this Night!!!!!

I was being at the most Super-Sexy party of this new year, showing off all of my newest lust-evoking dancing styles, and simply being enjoying my good time, when I for the first time ever had my eyes ...
Posted by Muhammed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM BEING STALKED!!!!!!

On the friday morning that was just happening, I was being the stay-at-home kind of guy (not the going-to-work kind of fella on that day of days) and I was being surprised by the sound of a person in ...
Posted by Muhammed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!!!

At the night that happened before this night (I am forgetting what the word is that you are using for this) while I was doing a very good dance at the temple dance party, my little innocent happy fing...
Posted by Muhammed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST