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About Me

Conceited people make my knuckles itchy as well as people that think they're better than everyone else. My friends call me witty ... but I keep telling them that's not my real name. I love working on motorcycles almost as much as I love working on computers, but it's really hard to enchange the parts. I was a doctorate student at the University of Hawaii but realized i really didn't want to spend the next 3 years of my life writing a dissertation. That would actually involve reading ... lots of reading. I settled for a masters ... the reading to degree ratio was worth it.

If your're inquiring about my "Better than sex" Roast Beef, it is a trade secret which i will take to my grave ... or the next person to give me 5 bucks.

My Interests

Motorcycles, Car, Computers, Friends, Movies, Nightclubs, Bars, Barbeques, Fun, Dating, Computers ... and lots more things that I can't think of at the momment

I'd like to meet:

Smart, funny people ... especially funny people. I love to hold intelligent conversations ... and NO ... talking about your cell phone or how you just bought $2000 rims for your car does not constitute as being intelligent. Did I mention I wanted to meet funny people?

Music:

Alternative, Ska and Classic Rock. I love bands like Pink Floyd, The doors, Metallica, The Rolling Stones, Save Ferris, RX bandits. Im not really into Rap ... east coast, west coast ... it sounds the same to me. Oh I like Panic at the Disco but I'm not proud of it.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, The Matrix, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, We Were Soldiers, Shrek, Top Gun, Pirates, Mission Impossible. I also like old school movies like Goonies, and the Princess Bride. "Are there any rocks ahead ... If there are, we'll be dead".

Television:

House M.D., 24, The Sopranos, The Simpsoms.

Books:

Anything Written By Tom Clancy or Terry Pratchet, or anything entitled "Idiots Guide To ....."

Heroes:

Anyone that can wear there underwear over there pants .... superman, batman ... etc

My Blog

Important!!!!

Pawn your gold, cash in your valuables, sell your first born. I need £50000 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007230618,00.html Now thats sexy ... the bike not the guy....
Posted by Orange on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

Espana

I'm living for spain to visit 50% of the parental units. Leaving from Gatwick and arriving at Alicante. Haven't seen my dad in over 3 years so this should be interesting. I'm really looking forward to...
Posted by Orange on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

Top 10 Favorite Dan Moments

1) My all time favorite Dan quote: "Waiter, I'll take the cow live, this way i can cut a chunk and ride the rest home". 2) Kaneohe Zippy's: Dan, Kui, Ian Kekoa, and Michael (not Milke). 3) Dan breakfa...
Posted by Orange on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Update London

I thought i should give you guys an update. London is beautiful, except is mother fuckingly cold. No scratch that, its ball busting, teeth shattering, vampire killing, inferno melting, mother fuckingl...
Posted by Orange on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

London's Calling

London calling, now don't look at usAll that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust .. so i'm officially moving to london on January 2, 2007 after a pit stop in vegas to spend x-mas with the bro and s...
Posted by Orange on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

Guam Hospitality and Polar SuckExpress

Thanks to Guam's premier president club, i'm actually able to access the internet from the airport. To all the frequent flying, ariport living, same clothes wearing airport vagabonds .... this bu...
Posted by Orange on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:17:00 PST

I'm officially going home

Yes ladies and gentlemen, no matter what I'm going home for christmas. Even if i have to fly faster than a speeding bullet, fight drones of robot ninjas, or fluff Ron Jeremy's manhood ...
Posted by Orange on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

sex, drugs, and rock and roll

Now that i have your attention. Please send 10 dollars to: Jav needs a Plane ticket to vegas Sweepstake1025 Poker Championship LaneLas Vegas, No noobs, 12345
Posted by Orange on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:23:00 PST

Top 10 Things I want to do over summer:

Top 10 Things I want to do over summer: 10) Fix my bike up (rear fender, tires, oil, etc.) 9) Go to the Philippines 8) Get Mugged in the Philippines 7) Get a 2nd Job 6) Start My Research Thesis...
Posted by Orange on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

naptaker

I love this poem!!!! No -- I did not take a nap -- The nap -- took -- me Off the bed and out the window Far beyond the sea, To a land where sleepy heads Read only comic books And lock their n...
Posted by Orange on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST