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Brandon

FREE FLESH

About Me

I like to do shit. I'm either listening to Bone Thugs or playing bass with Penny Reel and the Progressors.
A Generalized Political Survey Says:
Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Music, Linguistics, Music, Freebasing, Philosophy, Music, Liverpool FC

I'd like to meet:

Robbie Shakespeare and Lee Perry, and Krayzie Bone.

Music:

Traditional Ska, Rocksteady, Reggae, and Dub, The Skatalites, Lee Perry and the Upsetters, Coxsone Dodd and Studio One, Lynn Taitt, Jackie Mittoo, Roland Alphonso, Tommy McCook, Don Drummond, Alton Ellis, Desmond Dekker, The Heptones, The Ethiopians, Toots and the Maytals, Justin Hinds and the Dominoes, Derrick Morgan, After Hours, The Aggrolites, See Spot, Debonaires, Irie Beats, Firme, Westbound Train, Go Jimmy Go, King Tubby, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Electric Light Orchestra, Leon Redbone, Pink Floyd, BONE THUGS, The Pharcyde, Jurassic 5, Ozomatli, Grupo Fantasma, Shoppy, Meet Me at the Pub, so many, so many....

Television:

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Books:

Ivanhoe; most of Kafka's shit; all of Chuck Palanhiuk's shit; ALL of Poe's shit; A Clockwork Orange; Farenheit 451; Atlas Shrugged; Hamlet; The Merchant of Venice; Human, All Too Human; The Boomer Bible; 1984; Dune; Neuromancer; The Left Hand of Darkness; R.A. Salvatore's novels; the Satanic Bible (hail Satan)

Heroes:

Musicians: Playing: Brian Wallace, Clayton Niznik, J Bonner, Robbie Shakespeare, Boris Gardner, Lloyd Brevett, Victor Rice, Dave Fuentes, Family Man, Brian Dixon, Ernest Ranglin, Chinna Smith, Lynn Taitt, plus a bunch of other people who play different instruments than I do. Engineering: BRIAN WALLACE, KING TUBBY, LEE PERRY, Brian Dixon, Victor Rice

My Blog

Poetry Corner Six

"Wing Wang Wack Mah Thang" by Dane Wayne Buck Buck Bang Hold my coolie while I poop some stoolie Mein butter-churner ist gestolen Ain't no smelly like that Jelly Belly I like men in liederhosen *j/...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST

Poetry Corner Seven

"A Night-Cap, Fuck'd"  by Sir Brandon Niznicke "The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time."        &nb...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

Poetry Corner Eleven

PINGbungbungbungbungbungbungbungPINGbungbungbungbungbungbung bung^ This is the noise in my head    When I think of poems^ Thiss iz theh noyz in maigh hed    Ooen Ai thingc...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

Poetry Corner Ten

"Why I Say the Shit That I Do"by Brandon NiznikOh the love that's in me, for the anti-P.C.Like a man with a dick for a noseIt's that prime comedy, that so well tickles meIn the work of a poet or prose...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

Poetry Corner Nine

"ttub eht ni enihr ttocs htiw xes dah evah kinzin nodnarb, I"A Sh*t,     F*cked by Sir Brandon NiznikYou know that sinking feeling you getWhen you sh t on your own b lls?I don't, b...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Poetry Corner Eight

"CUPDEBAWLS" by Bnodran Nniizk Coppin' feels on circus seals Bloody squeals of baby veals Take off your clothes and see what it reveals Stretch marks? I'm head over heels! Cuppin' de bawls in showe...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST

Poetry Corner Five

bRuTaL sExXxY nInJa gAnGbAnG aDvEnTuRe tYmE by Brandon Niznik Bleeding to the left of my diary so as to keep my piles in order I wonder why you forgot to say you hate me before you left Sometimes you...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:33:00 PST

Poetry Corner Four

"fFFfUucCCkkKK" by Brandon Niznik An opening... ¿Did you have pet names for each other? Clambake! ...unify, rectify! A single, calcified tear The phone is for you In the hour of my mourning I jack of...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST

Poetry Corner Three

"I Luv Chrysanthemums" by Brandon Niznik Two, four, six, eight, Satan makes me masturbate I am God's love and I want to be.....heterosexually Jesus is my light and way, what he means to me I just...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:00:00 PST

Poetry Corner Two

HAIKU You stupid hebrews You can't even make bread rise It's called yeast, fuck-ass! Cry for indians They have red skin and are dumb On reservations -King Teppi of the Jungle...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST