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DasOgre

The Chronicles of Ogre

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan Leon Chance Williams
Birthday: July 3rd 1986
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: Tampa, Florida
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Bix Nood
The Shoes You Wore Today: Size 22 Black Nikes
Your Weakness: Women, Birds.
Your Fears: Women, Birds, Death.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat...ON TOP OF MEAT...ON TOP OF MEAAAAT!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Necronomicon 06...WITH HOTEL ROOM AND FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Damn right"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Pee"
Your Best Physical Feature: My OBSCENELY loveable fatness
Your Bedtime: 3AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Howl O Scream, King High School, Sci Fi
Pepsi or Coke: MONSTER
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Uh...Group?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a drunken Irish-Scottish-British Sailor
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: No, but my Ego sure does
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, and if you don't agree than you obviously have been blinded by my sexy.
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: Parent. Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, until the power goes out.
Do you play an Instrument: A few.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: With God Mode enabled.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I AM growed up.
What country would you most like to Visit: OMGZ JAPAN LOLZ KAWAII DESU
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette/Red
Short or Long Hair: Don't care
Height: See above
Weight: See above above
Best Clothing Style: Anything not hoochie
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: X
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Off the top of my head? 8
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My Interests

WARNING: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF GEEK PROCEEDING THIS WARNING Video Games, GOOD Science Fiction movies, BAD Science Fiction movies, DOWNRIGHT HORRIBLE Science Fiction movies, Wrestling, Anything that involves watching someone getting the crap beat out of them, More Video games, Music, all kinds, Scaring the crap out of people, and Video games.Some people wanted more detail when I said Video Games, so here you go.I personally own a DS and a Gamecube, and I surrogate own a PS2 and a XB360(Get over it, Frank. I own it as much as you do).Right now my current games are: Oblivion - XB360 Advance Wars: Dual Strike - NDS Maple Story - PC Dofus - PC(Haven't played it in forever) Geist - Gamecube X-men Legends 2: Rise of the Apocolypse - GamecubeI will be the first to admit that I am a huge Nintendo Fanboy, but even I recognize a better game on a different console. If you want a bad example of a Nintendo Fanboy. Go here: www.4chan.orgNuff Said.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Really, I like to meet new people. You expect me to put something lame like "omgz i wnt 2 meet spiderman". Well, too bad. Even though it would be pretty cool to mee Miyamoto-san. Oh yeah, you heard me. I'm such a geek.

Books:

Currently reading Deadpool, Agnet X, Taskmaster, and Marvel: Civil War.I'm into books, but don't get much time to read them. So, I prefer comic books. YES, COMIC BOOKS. NOT MANGA.Also because it seems to be the fad, yes. I have read all of the Harry Potter books.