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"This gun is pointed right at your heart."
"That is my least vunerable spot."
My name's Dustin Lee Locke.
I live in Temple Terrace.
I was born and raised in Tampa, FL. I've never really been anywhere else. I never get to travel.
I'm not afraid of anything.
But elevators make me nervous, so I take the stairs at every chance I can.
I DETEST frogs. Greatly.
I also hate manipulation.
I'm half British and half Irish.
But I was raised as a country boy by my grandparents, even though I'm not now.
I'm taken by the most wonderful girl, Ashley. For once I've found somethin' meaningful. So stay away women.
I'm attracted to small, skinny girls with dark hair, dark eyes, and dark eye makeup. And your mother.
I am unattracted to girls that are whiney/emo all the time for no reason, sleep around a lot, are loud/obnoxious, do drugs, Are posers and likes everything everyone else likes, are just completly dumb with things they say/do. The list goes on and on.
Yes, I promise I am 97.5% straight.
My favorite thing about a girl is their eyes.
My ideal date is going to the Zoo all day.
I'm rarely clean shaven, but my hair is always perfect.
Illiteracy make Dustin ANGARY.
I love IMs, so send me some.
I'm a simple guy, and am probably a little too easily pleased.
But that's because there is so much more to me that I've learned to be that way.
I don't cry over anything.
Senses fail is the best bands in the world. Don't dispute that with me.
I waste as much time as possible.
I'm ALWAYS late.
I work for Fast-Teks onsite computer repair
I drive an '87 red Fierro for the moment
I'm never bored, there's always somethin' I can be doin'.
I have no hobbies, but I try to do a little bit of everything.
I was home schooled from 9th to 12th grade.
I graduated from South West Florida College in December '08 with a degree in Network Engineering. I make or break your internets.
I am the most non-ADD kid in the world.
I have an extreme amount of pride.
I don't do drugs of any kind.
I don't drink as much as I used to.
I smoke cigarettes.
No, you're not going to change that, so don't bother trying unless you want to annoy me.
Obviously, I do what I want without caring what others think of me.
I am obsessed with Disney movies.
I'm always happy. You'll never catch me with a frown on my face because I have been blessed, and billions of other people have it worse than I do. I always remember that and never take it for granted.
I believe in soul mates, destiny, and fate.
I believe in God, bust lost my faith years ago.
I love EVERYONE. Except a few females, whom I loathe.
My favorite song of all time is Senses Fail - "One Eight Seven"
I'm a dork, a nerd, and pathetic all at once.
I am the biggest gamer you will ever meet.(Edit: I believe Luis now holds to title for biggest game ever.)
I can be found at my house playing something, wasting time, or doing some sorta stupid weekly hobby. If I'm not there, I'm at Ashley's house loving her up nicely.
I don't like being the center of attention.
I have more morals than most people you will ever meet, but they are broken quite often.
I'm the poster child for emo, except less whiney.
I never complain about anything.
I'm a pacifist. I don't believe in fighting.
However, some bad people need a good ass whoopin' to straighten themselves out.
I keep my personal life and issues to myself. You'll never know what's going on in my head.
I'm not good at anything except knowing how the world works, how people work, and the minds of females.
And games.
But I do consider myself somewhat a "jack of all trades", I dabble a little bit in so many different things.
My favorite game of all time is Star Ocean: The Second Story.
I am the most affectionate person you'll ever meet. Dustin = affection whore.
In fact, I'm so clingy that I'm sure I'm annoying sometimes. Sorry.
I don't have a favorite food, I eat anything. I drink anything.
I won't say the cliched "Music is my life do0d!", so I'll just say I have a massive amount of love for music. Moreso than most anyone else.
My favorite place to be is on the beach at night.
Himura Kenshin is my idol. If I can be half as good a person as he is, I've reached my goal.
If you think I'm gullible because of my views on life, that just means I know more about life than you.
I think stupid humor is the best kind of humor.
I'm EXTREMELY un-photogenic.
I tend to be arrogant sometimes.
I write. A LOT. It helps me cope with and understand the world.
If I make fun of you, that means I love you.
I play guitar just like everyone else.
I read an awful lot.
Ashley, my wonderful girlfriend, is the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
As you can tell, I'm pretty lame and boring. Sorry.
I'll never grow up.
I add things randomly to this list.
AOL: Etaanaru Aijou
G1 AOL: Pifflesquids(best way to get me)
WoW Archimonde characters: Ryoid and Illuded