PJ the Puppy Dandy: HOLLYWOOD HUSTLER. I was so good in my high school adaptation of CATS that I dropped out a week later and moved to LA. My dreams are all becoming reality, therefore I do more in my sleep than the Marines do all day. Afterwards, I wake and bake, relax on the blue recliner, and watch the 52 inch 'til they fill my bowl with the good shit--I don't eat beans, BITCH.
All of this without ever taking acting lessons.Roxy: PARTY CRASHER, PEE SPLASHER. Unlike PJ, I eat every muthafuckin' thang. Get out my Benz to the paparazzi lens, but no coochie shot for you or the TMZ crew. So get out da way bitches, 'les you want an Ed Hardy stamp on ya forehead. And let go my bag hoe, before they pullin' out ya butt two pairs Uggs. Do it match the drapes? 'Cause I'll pee on your rug.Where y'at?: Just got back from O'ahu... tracked shave ice all ova ya flo' and spit out da azuki beans brah. How ya like dem grinds?
