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Burley

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About Me

Im the most fascinating boy in town. Get your own free cool template at spacehtmlcode.com/layouts

My Interests

Filmmaking, Paintball, Girls, Mind Expansion and Outwitting the Police.

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Hunter S Thompson, Carl Jung, Timothy Leary and a cute brunette nympho chick who will feed me. I like snow... and being taosted. nicely toasted.

Music:

Tool, Opeth, Mars Volta, Mudvayne, Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Primus, Pink Floyd, Isis, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, Katatonia, Battle Of Mice, Godsmack, Corrosion Of Comformity, Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Metallica, NIN, SOAD, Strapping Young Lad, Mastodon, IN FLAMES, As I lay dying, Bleeding Through, Beastie Boys and the list continues

Movies:

Donnie Darko, All Of Trey Parkers Films, Evil Dead saga, All of Charlie Kauffmans, Sweet F.A, Kokoda, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing, Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarintino & Trippy Anime.

Television:

Adult Cartoons - Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, American Dad, South Park etc

Books:

George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Aldous Huxley, H.G Welles, Carl Jung, Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice.

Heroes:

Sam Raimi, Ricky Gervais, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Otto the school bus driver.

My Blog

Blog update for my fans

Yep its been a while.  Just got the net at home so I can get on more then half an hour a week.  I had some major withdrawals and got clean but I am happy Im back on it again. Im a happy lift...
Posted by Burley on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Norma Jean is HIGH ON FIRE!!!!

Ok REAL QUik blog.  2 GREAT metal shows on the weekend. HIGH ON FIRE is an awesome metal band and is one of Neils Favourites.  They were great plus we had several drinks/smokes with Matt Pi...
Posted by Burley on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

HALLOWEEN WEEKEND

Seriously.  Halloween is sooo good up here. Everyone fully gets into it and Im impressed by the commitment and planning ppl put into there costumes.  I was Capt. Anarchy.  I caused cha...
Posted by Burley on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!

We met at the ski & snowboard convention.  I laid eyes on her and it was love at first sight.  She is perfect for my height.  More flexible so I can do more things with her and she...
Posted by Burley on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

A journal entry good enough to share.

I read a short story by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club author) yesterday called "The Nightmare Box."  It was about a magic box that had a random interval timer.  Once the timer stopped, mi...
Posted by Burley on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST

Canada smells funny

Nah not really.  I am in Vancouver, beeen here for a coup;le of hours and me and neil are drunk and on the internets.  Such nersds.  The plane was fucked.  Didnt sleep the night b4...
Posted by Burley on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

Farewell Drinks

Hey so my plane is flying off at 8am on Sunday, 8th October.  Meaning I have to be at the airport at 5am.  So I figure, why Sleep?GOING AWAY DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SATURDAY 7th OCTOBER.  9...
Posted by Burley on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Canada or Bust

Paid for my plane tickets today.  Oct 8.  Gunna be a spin out.Am gonna miss all the Brizbinitez a shit load, one in particular.  But six months is a short time.   I will retur...
Posted by Burley on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

Vampire Party

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Posted by Burley on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:18:00 PST

Thinking Outside The Square

I have an original idea to make alot of money. I was staring at a DVD title at work called "Lassie."  Its a well known fact that all the dogs that have played Lassie are direct descendants of the...
Posted by Burley on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST