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R. Frizzle

She's crafty, and she's just my type.

About Me


[Marital Status] Single
[Parents still together] Yep
[Siblings] One sister: Kristin
[Pets] Family dog: Sadie. My own cat: Stumper
FAVORITES
[Color] Kelly green
[Number] No preference
[Animal] Gorilla
[Drinks] They all taste bad, so something strong
[Soda] Pepsi One
[Book] Argh. Probably "The Solace of Leaving Early" by Haven Kimmel.
[Flower] Dahlia
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Yes
[Twirl your hair?] No
[Have tattoos?] No
[Have Piercings?] One per earlobe & a scar where my cartilage was pierced
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No, but I think about it. Wait, no, I copied friends' homework in high school.
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/no
[Like roller coasters?] Definitely
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yes
[Want more piercings?] No
[Like cleaning?]
[Write in cursive or print?] Some sort of messy hybrid
[Own a web cam?] No
[Know how to drive?] Yeah
[Own a cell phone?] Yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Um, no
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] No
[Considered a life of crime?] All the time
[Considered being a hooker?] All the time
[Lied to someone?] Alllll the time
[Been in love?] Don't think so
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No
[Been in lust?] Sure
[Used someone] Sure
[Been used?] Probably
[Been cheated on?] Not that I know of
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Hah, no
[Stolen anything?] Yes: buttons from Hancocks when I was about five
[Held a gun] No, although that would be cool
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Like, right now?
[Current mood] Subtly festive
[Current taste] None
[What you currently smell like] Aussie deep conditioner
[Current hair] I have some, if that's the question. It's kind of damp.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Volunteering? Learning about candidates before I vote?
[Current cd in stereo] Michael Penn: Mr. Hollywood, Jr., 1947
[Last book you read] Still working on Nick Hornby's "A Long Way Down," which I don't love yet
[Last movie you saw] Monster House in 3D
[Last thing you ate] Chickfila! Hell yeah.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Voicemail
[Do drugs?] Big fan of Excedrin; opportunities for anything stronger are pretty rare
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Bacteria, maybe, but not intelligent life
Remember your first love?] N/a
[Still love him/her?] N/a
[Read the newspaper?] The comics and Miss Manners
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] No -close- friends
[Believe in miracles?] No
[Do well in school?] Better than average
[Wear hats] Nope
[Hate yourself?] Occasionally
[Have an obsession?] One every moment
[Collect anything?] Not for the sake of collecting, no
[Have a best friend?] Yep
[Close friends?] Yeah
[Like your handwriting?] Yes; it has character and is still legible
[Care about looks] Too much
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Zack something, in kindergarten
[First kiss] When, or with whom?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I believe in typecasting
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I'd like to
[Are you a tease?] Not a good one
[Too shy to make the first move?] Historically, yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] My mind wanders, but only to the immediate future. No fairies or golden wheat or vacations.
[Bitch/Asshole] I'm sure some people think so
[sarcastic] Yes
[Angel] No
[Devil] No
[Shy] Almost always
[Talkative] Except when I'm shy
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My Interests

Online shopping, celebrity gossip, quality email correspondence, civilian gossip, mysterious marbling, organization, asking my cat if he is the most precious ever, Chickfila.

I'd like to meet:

Conscientious spellers; exceptions granted to cute boys and girls.

Music:

Leonard Cohen, Wilco, Paul Simon, Cat Power, Jenny Lewis, Spoon, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, Aimee Mann, Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits, M. FREAKING WARD, the Arcade Fire, Eels, the Magnetic Fields, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Nick Cave, the super-cool "Nightmare Before Christmas" soundtrack, all Christmas music. Coldplay and U2 are for amateurs.

Movies:

Secretary, Topsy Turvy, Tootsie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Old School, Anne of Green Gables, Steel Magnolias, The Bourne Identity, Moonstruck. And, fine, yeah, I own Bridget Jones' Diary, Two Weeks Notice, and The Cutting Edge, but it was a DVD-thirsty time and that's the kind of crap girls watch.

Television:

Veronica Mars, Wonderfalls, Gilmore Girls, What Not to Wear, House, Grey's Anatomy, early West Wing, Six Feet Under. And, while we're admitting things, I own 9 seasons of Friends, and I watch them all the time. All the damn time.

Books:

Remains of the Day, A Pale View of Hills, the Princess Diaries, the Anastasia series, Mrs. Dalloway, Portrait of a Lady, A River Runs Through It, Social Lives of Dogs, The Hours, Jim the Boy, all Robertson Davies, Haven Kimmel, and Richard Russo. Most Nick Hornby. David Sedaris, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Alice Munro, Jane Smiley. Historical biography (old-time gossip).

Heroes:

Shit, dude, that's heavy.

My Blog

Auto Club South

Feeling crummy, I'm taking the rest of the day off from work.  Per usual, though, I have no idea what to do after taking Excedrin.  I'm not jonesing for a nap-- an illness unto itself-- and ...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:28:00 PST

It’s a fool who plays it cool

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) - Police are searching for a man accused of stabbing his parents in Memphis about 4 o'clock this morning. The parents were not seriously injured and were being treated at Regional ...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST

Made with jam

I posted a few new pictures from the weekend.
Posted by R. Frizzle on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:06:00 PST

Freed from its genius tutelary

Friday I got my beloved laptop back, only not. They were struggling with repairs, and now I have a fresh Macbook. It feels funny that none of the keys or track-pad are worn the way they were on the ...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

To each his Dulcinea

Okay, all, let's troop over to My Pictures.
Posted by R. Frizzle on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

Who does Number Two work for?

Back in Oxford for the weekend.  Today we're going to a dollar store so I can buy butter knives.  There are not enough here, and when the other boys still manage to run out because they neve...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:32:00 PST

Why’s this milk taste sour?

Put up photos of Alex and Dave from our Oxford rendezvous. Alex's own documentation is due any moment now.
Posted by R. Frizzle on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

Eddie Izzard, everybody!

I completed a second day of work. 16 hours. I have 8 more tomorrow, but it's casual Friday and perhaps we'll all be passing around pitchers of margaritas since we won't have to worry about spilling ...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

So I’m sitting with ghosts and empties

Confession: I have to get up for w-o-r-k at 6:30 in the morning and I'm up watching a rerun of Ellen from Valentine's Day. First I was just staying up for the Daily Show, but it was a rerun and bland...
Posted by R. Frizzle on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

As if I didn't know my own bed

I got a job, bitches. Start tomorrow. Health insurance! Unending cash! Playing dress-up! Also I got a new Us Weekly.
Posted by R. Frizzle on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST