theme park accidents, cherry ames, knee socks, impulsive spending, telling tales out of school, perusing eBay forums, theft, corporate scandals
People who know more celebrity gossip than I do.
Aimee Mann, Four Tet, Neil Young, Yo La Tengo, Philip Glass, Martha Wainwright, Regina Spektor, Radiohead, Leonard Cohen, Queen Latifah's cover of "California Dreamin'"
Dexter, Veronica Mars, Criminal Intent, House Hunters, Forensic Files, Hustle, Wire in the Blood, Family Guy, Star Trek in its various later incarnations. I own DVD sets of two seasons of Futurama and have watched them multiple times even though I'm not convinced I actually like the show. Project Runway, Top Chef, Design Star. Top Design, for god's sake, I wanted to love you, but you bored me to tears.
I am at a point where my first instinct when I see a book is to light it on fire.
People who can write papers without hating themselves.