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Dave

About Me

Well, I'm Dave. I am so complex I barely know myself. Fortunatly, I can be persuaded to give away the details of my life for mere pennies a day.

My Interests

Beards. Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of the women (Conan).

I'd like to meet:

Darth Vader, well I sort of did already and believe you me, He gets some shit done. Anthony Andrews, the Scarlet Pimpernel.

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

I love Baseketball a whole lot, even though its dumb. Stallone rocks.

Television:

I love tv. All varieties. "Flight of the Conchords," "The Wire," "Veronica Mars," and I love "Family Guy" more than porn.

Books:

I like all the books I've read so far.

Heroes:

Thor

My Blog

Death or Glory

I nailed a rabbit just a few minutes ago.  He jumped out in front of me, tried to dodge, and met 2 tires going about 45 mph.  This is my first confirmed road kill.  I'm not sure what to...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

Haiku v3

Left without a traceHe traveled to the far northNever to return Do not flee in fearTurn to face what you run fromControl your own life I see the shadowDoom is writhing in my soulI am not afraid Death ...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Toronto Rocks

So I just got back from Canada.  Let me just say that going to Toronto was perhaps the most fun I've had all week.  Let me get the bad out of the way so we can all concentrate on the good.&n...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

Haikus v2

Snow blankets the earthCovering it with white iceCold air in my face Do all people dieI've met plenty who haven'tDoes that mean some won't What gives people strengthTo go out and work all dayTired as ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

The Tale of Tranedor

A long time agoOn a cold and snowy nightA giant was born The father a manThe mother an ice-giantA child of legend From birth he trained hardTo wield the mystic hammerSoon a mountain king With him is h...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

Haikus

A dark wind howls strongNorthern cold depletes the earthwinter, ah, winter From a snowy cliffIt watches from mountain topIce rules from above Frosty heights hold itPenetraiting cold is nearWill we re...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

The Void

So I read a piece of work by no one in particular and this person, who will go by "Frank," finds comfort in the nothingness.  Now I thought long and hard, because from any point of view I to...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

Why beards are great.

Okay, so I was bored and I found the best website ever in the whole wide universe. http://www.nationalbeardregistry.org/Beards/famous.asp It's the national beard registry.  What a great website.&...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

An attempt at creative writing

"You can't preemptively save the world," said the Tall man. "Well, I did. I give you a 100% guarantee come January 1st 2007 the world will still be here, safe and sound, all thanks to me," I said with...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST