I have a disturbingly fervent love for bacon.
Music, music, music...partying, meeting people, waltzing, jitterbugging, half-stepping, polka-ing, you name a dance, and I am so there...being a dork, pirates, proper spelling, polka dots, the colors black and red, fishnets, being ridiculous, your mom, juggling, cooking, eating food, Mountain Dew, puns and stupid jokes
Meerkats.
Bauhaus' Peter Murphy, for being a lanky rock n' roll badass.
Modest Mouse, Radiohead, The Cure, Air, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bauhaus, Manu Chao, Interpol, Three Six Mafia, Alkaline Trio, Ween, Refused, Shai Hulud, SLAYER, old Thursday and old Atreyu, The Reverend Horton Heat, Murder City Devils, Most Precious Blood, Combichrist, Violent Femmes, mewithoutYou, Throwdown, Unearth, Warren Fucking G, Snoop, Wreckx-n-effect (haha), Misfits, The Locust, Fugazi, Waking the Cadaver, Origin, Johnny Cash, Dungen, Marilyn Manson, Pig Destroyer, Wu Tang, Ministry, The Blood Brothers, Zao, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Ninety Pound Wuss, The Smiths, Morrissey, Operation Ivy, Job For a Cowboy, Portishead, Beck, Danzig, Q and Not U, Prodigy, Necrophagist, Blood Has Been Shed, From a Second Story Window, Atmosphere, Rancid, Converge, Mr. Bungle, Guns n' Roses, Tiger Army, The Faint, Pixies, Blood for Blood, At The Drive-In, Ludacris, (old) Slipknot, Osker, See You Next Tuesday, Blockhead, Hot Hot Heat, The Rapture, Pennywise, Stretch Arm Strong, Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Eminem, D12, Tool, Pelican, Minus the Bear, Talking Heads, TV on the Radio, Choking Victim, A Perfect Circle, Between the Buried and Me, Terror, Jimi Hendrix, The Postal Service, Smashing Pumpkins, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Faith No More, Every Time I Die, Hatebreed, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Sparta, Dead Milkmen, Joy Division, Gorillaz, Queens of the Stone Age, Iggy Pop, Sublime, The Birthday Party, Bury Your Dead, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Piebald, Carcass, Twista, Merle Haggard, Long Beach Dub All Stars, Blackalicious, , Dead Kennedys, Lovage, Franz Ferdinand, The International Noise Conspiracy, KOMPRESSOR, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blond Redhead, Willie Nelson, Stereolab, Project Pat, Minor Threat, Leftover Crack, Les Savy Fav, Jawbreaker, My Bloody Valentine, Ugly Casanova, The Velvet Underground, Jonny Greenwood, Deftones, The Core Theme Song...and sundry other artists......yummy.
Bongwater, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Monty Python, The Phantom Tollbooth, Wayne's World, Death to Smoochy, American Psycho, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, The Virgin Suicides, Trainspotting, Rules of Attraction, Boondock Saints, Better off Dead, The Usual Suspects, Goodfellas, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Fight Club, Super Troopers, The Way of the Gun, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Casino, American Beauty, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Four Rooms, Seven, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Pulp Fiction, Party Monster, Amelie, True Romance, The Royal Tenenbaums, American History X, Bottle Rocket, Magnolia, Abre Los Ojos, Vulgar, Fargo, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, Schizopolis, Bubble, What the Bleep do we know?, I Heart Huckabee's, Zelig, Snatch, Vanilla Sky, O, Brother Where Art Thou?, Frida, Joe Dirt, Eddie Murphy's Delirious & Raw....
Don't watch TV, watch MINX!
The Phantom Tollbooth, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chuck Palahniuk is the man- (Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Diary, Stranger than Fiction, Haunted), Bret Easton Ellis rocks my socks- (Less Than Zero, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, The Informers, Glamorama, Lunar Park), Marilyn Manson's The Long, Hard Road out of Hell, Disco Bloodbath, Oliver Twist, Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, High Fidelity, Chemical Pink, Sarah, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, A Clockwork Orange, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Aleister Crowley, Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, Ecstasy, Porno, and the ones I haven't read yet will soon be my favorites.)
My mother Shirley, for being the baddest bitch in history.
Mike Patton.
See: Magnificence with that which is Dillinger.
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