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micHELLe

You are about to enter a world of pain, son.

About Me

I have the maturity of an eight year old boy. I talk too much, and loudly at that. I laugh at just about everything, especially things that are profoundly obscene. If I could be dancing all the time, I think my life would be a lot happier. I recently graduated from UNT with degrees in Spanish and News-Editorial Journalism. I like intelligent and/or unintelligent conversation. I love meeting new people with whom I can party/dance/go to shows/cook (and eat!) elaborate meals/start riots. PS- I am white trash, and DAMN proud of it. One day, I will conquer the world. (aim shimelle667)

Quiero hablar espanol con gente con pacienca, porque estoy aprendiendo, y necesito practicar.

My Interests

I have a disturbingly fervent love for bacon.

Music, music, music...partying, meeting people, waltzing, jitterbugging, half-stepping, polka-ing, you name a dance, and I am so there...being a dork, pirates, proper spelling, polka dots, the colors black and red, fishnets, being ridiculous, your mom, juggling, cooking, eating food, Mountain Dew, puns and stupid jokes

I'd like to meet:

Meerkats.

Bauhaus' Peter Murphy, for being a lanky rock n' roll badass.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Radiohead, The Cure, Air, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bauhaus, Manu Chao, Interpol, Three Six Mafia, Alkaline Trio, Ween, Refused, Shai Hulud, SLAYER, old Thursday and old Atreyu, The Reverend Horton Heat, Murder City Devils, Most Precious Blood, Combichrist, Violent Femmes, mewithoutYou, Throwdown, Unearth, Warren Fucking G, Snoop, Wreckx-n-effect (haha), Misfits, The Locust, Fugazi, Waking the Cadaver, Origin, Johnny Cash, Dungen, Marilyn Manson, Pig Destroyer, Wu Tang, Ministry, The Blood Brothers, Zao, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Ninety Pound Wuss, The Smiths, Morrissey, Operation Ivy, Job For a Cowboy, Portishead, Beck, Danzig, Q and Not U, Prodigy, Necrophagist, Blood Has Been Shed, From a Second Story Window, Atmosphere, Rancid, Converge, Mr. Bungle, Guns n' Roses, Tiger Army, The Faint, Pixies, Blood for Blood, At The Drive-In, Ludacris, (old) Slipknot, Osker, See You Next Tuesday, Blockhead, Hot Hot Heat, The Rapture, Pennywise, Stretch Arm Strong, Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Eminem, D12, Tool, Pelican, Minus the Bear, Talking Heads, TV on the Radio, Choking Victim, A Perfect Circle, Between the Buried and Me, Terror, Jimi Hendrix, The Postal Service, Smashing Pumpkins, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Faith No More, Every Time I Die, Hatebreed, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Sparta, Dead Milkmen, Joy Division, Gorillaz, Queens of the Stone Age, Iggy Pop, Sublime, The Birthday Party, Bury Your Dead, Nirvana, Rolling Stones, Piebald, Carcass, Twista, Merle Haggard, Long Beach Dub All Stars, Blackalicious, , Dead Kennedys, Lovage, Franz Ferdinand, The International Noise Conspiracy, KOMPRESSOR, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Blond Redhead, Willie Nelson, Stereolab, Project Pat, Minor Threat, Leftover Crack, Les Savy Fav, Jawbreaker, My Bloody Valentine, Ugly Casanova, The Velvet Underground, Jonny Greenwood, Deftones, The Core Theme Song...and sundry other artists......yummy.

Movies:

Bongwater, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Monty Python, The Phantom Tollbooth, Wayne's World, Death to Smoochy, American Psycho, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, The Virgin Suicides, Trainspotting, Rules of Attraction, Boondock Saints, Better off Dead, The Usual Suspects, Goodfellas, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Fight Club, Super Troopers, The Way of the Gun, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Casino, American Beauty, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Four Rooms, Seven, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Pulp Fiction, Party Monster, Amelie, True Romance, The Royal Tenenbaums, American History X, Bottle Rocket, Magnolia, Abre Los Ojos, Vulgar, Fargo, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, Schizopolis, Bubble, What the Bleep do we know?, I Heart Huckabee's, Zelig, Snatch, Vanilla Sky, O, Brother Where Art Thou?, Frida, Joe Dirt, Eddie Murphy's Delirious & Raw....

Television:

Don't watch TV, watch MINX!

Books:

The Phantom Tollbooth, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chuck Palahniuk is the man- (Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Diary, Stranger than Fiction, Haunted), Bret Easton Ellis rocks my socks- (Less Than Zero, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, The Informers, Glamorama, Lunar Park), Marilyn Manson's The Long, Hard Road out of Hell, Disco Bloodbath, Oliver Twist, Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, High Fidelity, Chemical Pink, Sarah, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, A Clockwork Orange, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Aleister Crowley, Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, Ecstasy, Porno, and the ones I haven't read yet will soon be my favorites.)

Heroes:

My mother Shirley, for being the baddest bitch in history.

Mike Patton.

See: Magnificence with that which is Dillinger.
....

My Blog

OMFG Bonnaroo

Seriously. Holy shit. Manu Chao was fucking amazing. Ween totally owned me. The Flaming Lips and Tool were fucking righteous. Tom Morello played a solo with Tool! We camped close, I didn't get a sunbu...
Posted by micHELLe on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

Read this. Ahem...this means you

I just wanted to thank everyone who went out of their way to make my birthday this year special. I am lucky to have such badass friends. Tereance, Aaron, Sean....thanks for the party guys. It really m...
Posted by micHELLe on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

Man oh man oh man...

My birthday is going to kick ass this year. I am especially excited about Manu Chao. Holy shit. It's going to be awesome. Bonnaroo (June 14-17 Manchester, TN) The Police "  Tool ...
Posted by micHELLe on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

This saddens me.

Read this today at work and it hurts my soul a bit. How bleak. "The Pentagon budget, including a detailed request for war funding in 2008, will hit $623 billion, according to a senior Defense official...
Posted by micHELLe on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

I want...

...a bacon milkshake.   For real. Sounds good, right??
Posted by micHELLe on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

A question of nutrition...

According to Elijah, "donuts are fruit."   Fuck yeah.
Posted by micHELLe on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Goodness

I feel fantastic. Life is good.   I get my school moneys this week, and bills get paid.   I love my roommates.
Posted by micHELLe on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST

Mmmmmm....

I love sammiches.     That is all.
Posted by micHELLe on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

I am

content.   So there.
Posted by micHELLe on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

Booyah!!

Take that adversity- I just fucked you in your face.Despite all the shit on my mind, I have already totally owned 3/4 of my finals, and I have a make up final on Friday afternoon. I get my mom tattoo ...
Posted by micHELLe on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST