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A shimmering gem crashed down from the heavens, black clouds exploded unto the Earth and James was born. A man/messiah, James called forth the untamed forces in the universe and molded them, forced them, anally raped them into what is now being called "Existence".

Every word I use, every yowl rings of freedom, and the resulting fury and condescension put a large crack in the Berlin Wall. Frequently fantastic, incorrect, loose-limbed and choking on truth, James is the final knife fight betwixt theory and vehement concrete specimen. James answers the eternal question "Would I?" with a resounding "Fuck-yeah".

I am the person you will tell your dead grandkids about. If you even live that long, Fat-ass. So take your time with it. Savor it. Hold it in your mouth for a long time. Longer. Longer. That's it


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NIGELLA LAWSON

Music:

mc chris, Atari Teenage Riot, White Stripes, REM, Ministry, Green Day, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Social Distortion, Tenacious D, Violent Femmes, Pixies, Revrend Horton Heat, Portishead, Todies, Misfits, Johhny Cash, The Clash, The Dwarves, Velvet Underground, Jay-Z, Joy Division, Terrorvision 50 cent, The Killers, Frank Black, Rilo Kiley, Bob Dylan, Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, Danzig, Murder city Devils, Madness, My Barbarian, Tom Waits, Jason Mraz, Travis, Wanda Jackson

Movies:

Fight Club, Fifth Element, Amalie, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Zatoichi, , B- Horror movies,STAR WARS, House of a 1000 corpses, TMNT, Star Wars, Willow, One Flew over the cuckoo's nest, A clockwork orange, The Usual Suspects, Momento, Silence of the lambs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Se7en, Spirited Away, Requiem for a Dream, Das Boot, Taxi Driver, Pulp fiction, LOTR, Reservoir Dogs,

Television:

dexter

Books:

Time Enough for Love , Time Travelers Wife , A Brief History of Nearly Everything, The Moon is A Harsh Mistress , Have Space Suit Will Travel, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Speed of Dark , Red Mars, Notable American Woman, The Mote in God’s Eye, Brave New World, Breakfast of Champions, Life of Pi, Ishmael, Under the Black Flag, The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint, 1984, I, Robot, Darwin’s Radio, The End of Eternity, Ring World , Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Man in the High Castle , Forever Peace, The Forever War, Ender’s Game , Speaker for the Dead, Ender’s Shadow, Snow Crash , Diamond Age,

Heroes:

HARRY HOUDINI LENNY BRUCE

My Blog

Perspective

Earth seen from 4 billion miles away, photographed by Voyager 1 on June 6, 1990. Of the "pale blue dot," astronomer Carl Sagan said, "That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, ever...
Posted by Trey on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

I feel...

like I'm waking up from a 5 year coma. 
Posted by Trey on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

I'm ashamed...

That everything that ever brought me joy has had a UPC.
Posted by Trey on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving without anyone will just be another Thursday.
Posted by Trey on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST

Creationism Vs. Evolution

Not that any of you space-monkies actually know how to read, but here.Creationism Vs. Evolution1 Remember what the two sides want. Creationists even in the guise of intelligent design, even when they...
Posted by Trey on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST

arrrg.......

And I'm proud to be an American, Where at least I know I'm free, Unless I want to smoke a joint, Or own private property.  ...
Posted by Trey on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:29:00 PST