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About Me

Such a small space does not allow me to fully disclose my achievements. Albeit, I am cool. My mother says so.

My Interests

My interests are constantly changing. There does appear to be a constant; my love, my lover, RIVER DANCE!

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Hef, Ernie Banks, DaVinci, Pablo, Dolemite, William Shatner, and sweet, delicious Mrs. Butterworth

Music:

Any musican who likes to kick ass...William Shatner "The Transformed Man"

Movies:

I only watch movies that I have directed, you can see my bio on imdb under the name Allen Smithee

Books:

Damn, my illiteracy!

Heroes:

There are no heroes before me.

My Blog

Mayo

Americans love their booze, it is at times an unhealty love affair. We will make up any excuse to indulge and over indulge our ever expanding waistlines and our failing livers. The best re...
Posted by David on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:07:00 PST

The human body is made up of 80% of this?

My office has been recently relocated and the tap water scares me. When you pour the first glass of water for the day it comes out a skim milky color, it dissipates after a few seconds of c...
Posted by David on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

Ashes, ashes we all fall down

Lent is just around the corner a time for good Catholic boys to repent and search their souls by giving up something they enjoy. What in my life do I enjoy enough that it has become a ...
Posted by David on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

Sweet liquid from a cows utter

I just chugged some chocolate milk. Chugged it fast enough that I did not recognize that it had turned until 3/4 of the way through. It had the foul stench of belly button lint and the sweet taste of ...
Posted by David on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:59:00 PST