I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a cat!
First and foremost please forgive me for any delay in adding soldiers to my friends list, I'm often away from home base. However, feel free to contact my master, Eli !
Our every action is a battle cry against canines, and a battle hymn for the cat's unity against the great enemy of feline-kind: Dogs. Wherever death may surprise us, let it be welcome, provided that this, our battle cry, may have reached some receptive ear, that another hand may be extended to wield our weapons, and that other cat be ready to intone our funeral dirge with the staccato singing of the machine guns and new battle cries of war and victory.
