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Austin

if i had a pet grasshopper, i'd probably get out m

About Me

who boy. i've been looking for my "self" so long i'm trying to need contact lenses (preferably the neato pink or purple kind) one of them just went flying by on the way to invent the perfect pizza. he'll never succeed. the successful self gathers no moss.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

if you're clean then we can shake hands. if you're not then we can do it.