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Steve Reeves

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About Me

I am Steve Reeves, a hero from a better vanished time and possessor of the greatest male body!Although I have performed many, many brave and noble deeds, I am currently in the process of convincing world leaders that if everyone listened to more disco music, there would be no more war. I worship the goddesses Elizabeth Hurley, Kylie Minogue and Danii Minogue. I live in a fabled land called England which shares many similarities with ancient Greece including: togas, chariots, Minotaurs a-plenty, the mighty Talos and an intense love of javelins. When I am not maintaining my spectacular physique, undertaking ardous quests and smiting evildoers, I work out some more! Although all-powerful and basically magnificent, my only weakness is a mortal fear of natural rock formations which resemble the 1980s pop princess Tiffany.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=9 4385377" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"

My Interests

Quests and trials which usually come in 12s, saving villages/towns/cities in trouble and all aspects of:

I'd like to meet:

The twin suns Kylie and Dannii:But above all: ELIZABETH HURLEYTracy Scoggins, Stefania Sandrelli, Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart, Chuck Norris, Selma Blair, Jenna Jameson, Madonna, Alexander the Great, Vanessa Redgrave, Julie Strain, Dani Filth, Segolene Royal, Daisy Duke, Darcey Bussell, Bettie Page, Dirk Bogarde, Kate Beckinsale, Liv Tyler, Charlotte Rampling, Barry Humphries, Gerard Butler, Angelina Jolie, Vanessa Marcil, Brittany Daniel, my fellow built and buff warrior Conan the Barbarian, Milla Jovovich, Pamela Anderson, Ian McShane, Dita Von Teese, Scarlett Johanssen, William Gibson, Marlon Brando, Jason King, Britney Spears And the world's greatest actresses: the ethereal Isabelle Adjani, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Naomi Watts, Toni Collette, Catherine Deneuve, Juliette Binoche, Tilda Swinton

Music:

The music of the spheres, the gods in human guise - Rush:Cradle of Filth, Rammstein, Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Holly Valance, Keane, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, the majestic Belinda Carlisle, Marillion, Slipknot, Beastie Boys, Metallica, Madonna, Public Image Ltd./John Lydon, Tool, Slayer, Moby, Immortal, Stone Sour, Burzum, LEN, Ofra Haza, Kim Wilde, Foo Fighters, Alcazar, Infernal, Iron Maiden, Britney Spears, Scissor Sisters, Leigh Nash, Hans Zimmer, Atomic Kitten, Renee Fleming, Anna Netrebko, t.A.T.u., Christina Aguilera, The Smiths/Morrissey, Jean Michel Jarre, Girls Aloud:Yes, Nile, Celtic Frost, Kraftwerk, Kreator, Angels and Airwaves, Celine Dion (It's true! It's true!), Cannibal Corpse, Type O Negative, Sunn 00, opera, electronic music which consists of bleeps and whirring and Björk. This song always makes me feel warm and fuzzy but also just a little bit sad (but in a good way):
Get this video and more at MySpace.com Infernal and the divine Mylene Farmer

Movies:

Hercules, Hercules Unchained, The Giant of Marathon,Bladerunner, Biggles: Adventures In Time, Thin Red Line, Lone Wolf McQuade, The Fifth Element, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions (That's right, I like all three!), Anything with Cate Blanchett in it:La Reine Margot, Videodrome, Donnie Darko, Brokeback Mountain, Crash, eXistenZ, Akira, Japanese Story, Anything with Toni Collette in it:Sonatine, Dune, Gladiator and Troy, Underworld, Conan the Barbarian, Mulholland Drive, Underworld: Evolution, Blow-Up, Lost In Translation, Jesus of Montreal, The Passion of the Christ, Lucio Fulci's zombie epics, The Wicker Man, Sex and Lucia, Victor/Victoria, Darling, Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley version) and any other Hurley pics (they are great right!!!):Exorcist II: The Heretic, Marilyn Monroe movies, Moulin Rouge, Possession, One Deadly Summer.

Television:

Miami Vice (the greatest TV show of all time), Torchwood, Deadwood, Monkey, The Dukes of Hazzard, Rome, Green Wing, Big Brother, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Murder, She Wrote, LEXX, Xena: Warror Princess, Las Vegas, The X-Files, Aeon Flux (MTV version), the incomparable and peerless Jason King, Walker: Texas Ranger.

Books:

William Gibson, J.G. Ballard, Henry James, Jacques Derrida, Jean Baudrillard, Karl Marx, Emile Durkheim, Max Weber, Voltaire, J.K. Huysmans, James Joyce, D.H. Lawrence, film and politics biographies, Ayn Rand, H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Mario Testino, William Burroughs, Richard Dawkins, Peter Gorman, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Shelley, Homer, John Milton, Roy Stuart, Araki, Building the Classic Physique The Natural Way, the Kama Sutra, the Karachi Medical Gazette.

Heroes:

Udo Kier, Captain Jack Harkness, Jessica Fletcher: No murderer ever gets past her deductive prowess:Britney and Christina: Zeus, Chuck Norris' trousers: Geddy Lee, Sue White, Sonny Crockett, Conan the Barbarian, Maximus, Gaius Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Gerard Butler, Titus Pullo, Lucius Vorenus, Geri Halliwell Kylie and Dannii Minogue, David Cronenberg, Al Swearengen, Daleks, Kai: Last of the Brunnen G, Britney Spears, Milla Jovovich, Chris Squire, Jim Morrison, Monkey, Paris Hilton:Arnold Schwarzenegger, Marilyn Monroe, Jesus and Daves of the world, particularly Dave who runs the Winchester Club, Holly Valance, the immortal Reg Varney, the divine Nicole Kidman: And the incomparable Tom Barnaby:

My Blog

Ken Barlow

Sifting through the annals of Arcadia, I have unearthed an ominous discovery. From an ancient parchment, I have learned that when the young Ken Barlow joined Coronation Street in 1960, he de...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Mel C

Of all of the current pop stars across the globe, there are portents, mysterious but strangely believable signs that none of them is as best placed to raise and direct a vast army of an...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

Angelina Jolie

Actress. Glamour icon. Oscar winner. Mother. Serial Adopter. Mortgage guarantee for tattooists. Pitt partner. Tomb Raider. Movie Star. However, as everyone now knows, the thing to do is make a televis...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

Keira Knightley

In these wonderfully mediated times it is commonplace for our beloved celebrities speak out on all kinds of issues (global poverty, the environment, disease, injustice and Jackdaw jousting to name but...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Ryan Gosling

When the International Society for the Veneration of Gnats is founded, my vote for a celebrity patron would be for the romantic/darkly brooding actor Ryan Gosling. Only Ryan Gosling has the requi...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

Paris Hilton and Britney

Two years had passed since the Mutant Ferrets were routed from American soil. But no European offensive was ever launched and the Ferret Empire remained intact. Ashlee Simpson was still acting Comma...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

The Dalek and Celine Dion

With even the Doctor successfully incapacitated (in an insidious scheme involving an especially flexible simulacrum of Billie Piper), it seemed as if the age-old battle of wills between the human race...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

Gary Barlow

Once, on a cold winter night, in a time not so long ago, Gary Barlow heard a voice carried as if on the very wind. Although at first fearing the firm grip of madness (and he had descended into the mel...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

Alanis Morissette

In the wake of thanking India, I believe that Alanis Morissette should have retreated to the mystic mountains to contemplate the mysteries of the cosmos and the divine force of Basil Brush. If she had...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

Ashlee Simpson

Part I: The Age of Empire A great evil arose and was ignored until it was too late. A brutal force was gathered and it swept across nations. It was imperialistic in its design, expansionist in its i...
Posted by Steve Reeves on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST