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Johnny Kingfish

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About Me

Little is known about the elusive, cave-dwelling species known as the Kingfish. What has been documented is their vast propensity for absorbing cultural ideals and suckling the thoughts of passers by. The Kingfish, by nature, is a solitary animal, full of curiosity and fervor, yet isolate to his own terms. He will let you as close as you dare, but beware, for one slight mis-step might send the Kingfish back into the shadows of which he feels most comfortable or, to the other extreme, induce vicious boughts of snapping and tearing with his pronounced claws and fangs. These, a defense for covering his delicate and fleshy self. The Kingfish is a known delicasy, if prepared well, in various parts of the world and favored as a holy symbol in many third world nationalities.

Please... Don't feed the Kingfish!

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My Interests

What's the use of gettin' sober (when you're gonna get drunk again)

I'd like to meet:

We've probably already met, matey