Mainly Bible thumping & pumping iron. I also have this thing for stroking the long hair growing from the neck of a horse. I must say though, I don't favor one particular mane over another. And I love the feeling of crumbs in my bed.
Let's see..... I'd like to meat, sorry, meet people who play the crumhorn or people who eat crumpets or crumb donuts on a regular basis or people who shout "crumb bum" after they step in a pile of beans back behind the shed with their brand new pair of Pro Wings on. I'd like to meet people who are members of the cult of Oprah. I guess that basically covers everyone..............but more specifically I want to meat people who pinned their jeans, had a "short long", wore BKs & sported the tongues, wore a LA Raiders starter jacket & matching hat back in 88-89. People who sit in their chair backwards or write in cursive. People who sleep in a waterbed, who would rather patch it than give it up. I want to meet people who thought the back flip in the movie Rad was more significant than discovering the world was round, people who wore half shirts that read "Hang Loose" & rode a scooter with pegs & a rotor. I want to meat people who wore a turtle neck with a Beefy-T over the top & carried a duffel bag(you know who you are), people who carved a mini truck out of a chunk of wood in 7th grade woodshop class. I want to meet people who actually preferred the stand up toothpaste tube. But more importantly, I would like to meet fellow streakers who streak for a worthy cause, fellow streakers who would streak for a militant veggie operation. The "Tofu & Potatoes operation". Fuck that meat & potatoes, red state, young republican club, is it love or is it fancy feast bullshit. Fuck the evil-do-gooders. Help make the world a better place. Tofu & potatoes.....................
When God was handing out musical talent, the band Toto must of been first in line.... also, you know I'll never stop loving christian street jams. I also love Los Jaivas you shrewd little motherpunks.
All the classics of course. The Life of Brian, Clifford, The Jewel of the Nile, Colors, Max Headroom etc.
Thank God, I'm fortunate enough to be able to fit 8 hours of TV viewing into my busy day. I love "Bonanza", "Highway to Heaven", "Code Red", etc. I love Tom Selleck (I'd love to give him a mustache trimming) & Tony Danza (what a beefcake, I'd love to pat his tender rear-end). Also, PBS tends to give me a boner for some reason.Anyway, treat your TV the way you'd want to be treated. Apply the "golden rule". Love your TV, don't hate. Respect your TV & it will respect you back. It's a give & take system. Unplug your TV at least once a week & take a damp 100% cotton cloth & wipe the screen clean of dust, grit & grime. Dust the top, back & sides & don't forget the buttons. God only knows what goes on in those tiny crevices.Now plug your TV in, adjust the rabbit ears & enjoy. Hurry, hurry, Damn-you, there might be a good episode of "Mr. Belvedere" on.
The Babble, excuse me, the Bible is the only book I need. All other books are from the dark side, especially science books. Science is evil. What is "factual scientific evidence" exactly? What a crock of shit. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool me.
The one & only, easy going, level headed, infamous, T.C. who puts the capitol "T" in Tender & the capitol "C" in courageous & is a true inspiration to us all. Amen, you psychopaths. Oh and maybe Xena the warrior princess. And I can't forget about God Shammgod.