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Khayman

Anger cannot be dishonest. - Marcus Aurelius

About Me


Create your own Friend Test here~FACT~I am Russian, German and Native American.I am 5’9 and average at 220lbs.I have a 14 month old son.I HATE sneezing. It makes me angry. Not when OTHERS sneeze... just myself.If I'm coughing... don't ask me if I'm alright. If I'm coughing that means I'm breathing... therefore I am alright. Have you not experienced how annoying it is to be in the middle of a coughing fit and someone CONSTANTLY asks you if you're ok? Wait till I'm done and can vocally answer you to ask me something. Otherwise you tend to have things thrown at you.I have another child on the way due in late July of ‘07.I knit.I love plants and have a black thumb. Thus plants DO NOT like me. My favorite flowers are Stargazer Lilly’s; Yellow Roses and Purple Iris’ in the same arrangement; Hocus Pocus Roses set with Caspia, not Baby‘s Breath.I adore the sport of boxing. I will yell at the fighters on the T.V. as though they can hear me. The same goes for kickboxing.I want homes in Kyiv, Ukraine; Moscow, Russia; New Orleans, LA; and Bora Bora.I am not a nice person. I am, in fact, an arrogant, self-serving, egotistical, hypocritical PRICK. It’s what I do.I do not appreciate being hit on by 13 year old kids… or anyone I don’t know, for that matter.I love large breed guard dogs. Rottweilers, German Shepherds and English Mastiffs.I adore Russian and Slavic cultures.I am equally fascinated by the Creole society, placage and voodoo cultures of old (and even current) New Orleans.I am a map geek.I detest wearing shoes. I wear a size 11 with a 17.5 inch calf measurement. SHOES AIN’T EASY… OR CHEAP.I have a love/hate relationship with pens and stationary. I LOVE to collect them, but seeing as how I have the penmanship of a serial killer… I never write in/with them. I love glass pens and quills. There’s something to be said for the art of writing a letter by hand. I do consider penmanship to be an art.I… am not an artist.
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My Interests

Chocolate. Boxing. Halloween decorations. Corsets.

I'd like to meet:


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to make your own visitor map.~Random Thoughts~If you want to relieve your habit of cutting... my mother has a front lawn I’d like you to meet. Idiot.If you absolutely MUST speak with me, do so in English. “L33T speak” will get you immediately blocked. If this is the case you’re most likely 14 years old and suppose to be doing something for your English class to begin with, genius.Whatever it is, I DON’T CARE.If you’ve come to me to complain about your teacher, parents, siblings, significant other(s) or the like… go play in traffic. I do not want to hear it.I virtually LIVE to be a snippy pain in the ass for some folks on this site. Their inability to learn to ignore people makes my day and thus it is my purpose… nay, MY MISSION… in life to teach this simple tactic.Until next we meet...Shalom... Namaste... Blessed Be...

Music:

I like to think of myself as not OVERLY picky in this department. I listen to a little bit of everything, really.

Movies:

Scent of a Woman. Practical Magic. Gangs of New York. Enemy at the Gates. PCU. Ever After. Steel Magnolias. Pretty Woman. Goodfellas. Gotti. Heartbreak Ridge. Officer & A Gentleman. G.I. Jane. U.S. Marshals. Last of the Mohicans. American Me. Whale Rider. Grand Avenue. Thunderheart. Quills... speaking of the Marquis de Sade... yes, I own pronography. ALWAYS more fun to watch WITH someone.I adore ANYTHING with Tommy Lee Jones and Jeremy Irons.

Television:

CSI. Law & Order SVU/CI. Cops. I dig who-dun-it's.

Books:

Vampire novels work for me. Last read Mary Janice Davidson's series.

Heroes:

Anyone who does or ever has worn a United States Military Uniform and acted honorably while doing so...

My Blog

Virginia Tech bandwagon.

If I hear one more ignorant, (no pun intended) trigger happy GIT complain about the response time of the cops I swear I'm gonna scream.
Posted by Khayman on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

o.O

:: smashes head on desk over and over and over again ::
Posted by Khayman on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

Movie Funny


Posted by Khayman on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

My weekend, and other news.

WELL... my brother and I did not catch 300. Not that we didn't WANT to, but it was sold out. It made $70 million in one weekend. I think it'll be there for a while. Wladimir Klitschko won his fig...
Posted by Khayman on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

WOOHOO!!

So I'm going with my little brother to see the movie "300" tonight.Admittedly... he and I are going for strikingly different reasons.LMFAO   ...
Posted by Khayman on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

Bah.

Several people don't seem to understand that my life has completely changed since I had my son.I simply don't have TIME to be the person I used to be.I try and make time and be comfortable around peop...
Posted by Khayman on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:24:00 PST

"Did I MISS the memo on the coffee, people?!?"

The title for this entry is a quote taken from a Dennis Leary rant on flavored coffees. Mom came over Sunday morning to help clean the first apartment and organize boxes in the new one. She called and...
Posted by Khayman on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

My Super Sweet 16

This is not a reality show.People don't live like that.I want to beat every single child as though they were a two-dolla ho gone outta pocket.You have no idea what I'd like to do to the parents so I'l...
Posted by Khayman on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Valentines Day...

... is usually rather disappointing to me.I don't HATE the holiday, per se, I just don't particularly look forward to it. I never really have.So I spent my night with a Pizza Hut box and several UHaul...
Posted by Khayman on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Moving to a new apartment.

It's in the same complex as my current one just a 3-bedroom on the first floor of a different building.But for fucks sake I am tired of packing all this shit!! The only taxing room I have had to pack ...
Posted by Khayman on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST