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Nick

everyone's doing it...

About Me

i claim to be in a couple bands, but i'm never quite sure what's real and what's a figment of my chemically-addled imagination. i work on the california aids hotline at the sf aids foundation. i try to help people out with questions about sex, drugs, and stds, but at the end of the day, i'm just as lost as everyone else.

My Interests

petting cute, fuzzy things with big heads and anime eyes and ushering in the apocalypse

I'd like to meet:

femme fatales and antiheros involved in art, music, and casual self destruction.

Music:

rock around the clock--then diethe naked cult of hickey, black sabbath, ludicra, nirvana, the ramones, dead kennedys, the stooges, the faggz, the germs, fuckface, the fuckboyz, the melvins, mayhem, black dahlia murder, black fork, black flag, appetite for destruction-era guns n fuckin roses, billie holliday, ministry, the dwarves, siamese dream-era smashing pumkins, chuck berry, x, the yeah yeah yeahs, howlin' wolf, teo sai ji, muddy waters, old creedence, jimi hendrix, cream, iggy, towel, patsy cline, new york dolls, the dresden dolls, dk, bjork, zep, johnny cash, afi, purple rain, the velvet underground, bon scott ac/dc, robert johnson, leadbelly, bach, beethoven, early stones, hamburg era leather n pills beatles, comeback era elvis, the downward spiral, syd barrett, slayer, mcr, mc5...and on and on...pidgeon

Movies:

casablanca, night of the living dead, a clockwork orange, mod fuck explosion, the texas chainsaw masacre, pink flamingos, dangerous living, alice in wonderland, crisscross, the blue dahlia, sin city, ringu, double indemnity, fight club, the phantom lady, the killers, natural born killers, from russia with love, seven samurai, star wars, the matrix, the maltese falcon, the big sleep

Television:

twilite zone, the simpsons, x-files

Books:

cities of the red night, please kill me, e.a.poe, neuromancer, illuminatus!, american gods, h.p. lovecraft, trainspotting, farewell my lovely, heavier than heaven, the dain curse, the dark tower, fight club, survivor, armed to the teeth with lipstick, white rabbit, book of the dead, diary of a drug fiend

Heroes:

william burroughs, iggy pop, matty luv, john lennon, harry houdini, pete, hunter thompson, lenny bruce, billie holliday, kurt cobain, aliester crowley, jimmy page, batman

My Blog

A Short History of Condoms

(from A Look at Condom History by Pauli Gray) 1000 B.C. Condom can be traced back several thousand years. It is known that around 1000 BC the ancient Egyptians used a linen sheath for protection agai...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

Asshole

What kinda self-absorbed egotistical asshole writes blogs about his boring  little life anyway? I should be doing something constructive with my time like reading War and Peace or trying to find ...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

The Gunmen Pull Thought Experts

   The gunmen pull thought experts Crescent building in Bahgdad. Brain compares in 11:30 from two cars where a smell is 20 other cars. It suggests medical groups do mammal police and allowed...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

How to Play a Rock Guitar Solo

So after about two verses and two choruses, go high up on the neck and pick either the high E or B string. As you slowly bend the note up to some kind of meaningless climax, think about the last time ...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful

Hate me because I'm a liar or a thief or a fiend or a jerk, or a fool. But have a goddamn fuckin reason if you're going to attack me. Better yet, do something fulfilling with your life so you don't fe...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

I am scum

Just because I fool around with members of the opposite sex who actually buy their clothes instead of ground-scoring them doesn't mean that I am becoming a victim of fashionista magazine propaganda. I...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

New World Order

There's a place called the Bohemian Club in the Tenderloin and it's an Illuminati stronghold. It's members are high-ranking Freemason politicians and businessmen. There's a ballroom on the ground floo...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

Who's Writing This Crazy Script Anyway?

    I woke up from a dream this morning and wasn't sure if I was still dreaming or not. Then the alarm went off. But I had an epiphany. I realized that this whole thing, my life, is jus...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

What is Wrong With Me?

Some say the best art comes out of the pain of heartbreak. What about insanity? And drugs? Would 120 Days of Sodom have been written if de Sade had been a sane, free man? What about Naked Lunch? Would...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Cupid's a Retarded Blind Child Who Shoots Crooked Arrows

    Funny how people change. One day you think you know them, the next they seem so strange. Spend seven years with someone, then out of the blue they cheat on you, change their name, s...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST