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Sacred Effluvia

I buy what you sully

About Me



I could go into the normal I am, I like, how cool am I blather, but I will boil it down freestyle. Shaved head, goatee, always laughing, usually at you. I read, cook, travel, discuss, discourse, and debate. Pretty well stuck in the warm (slightly-oily) embrace of hedonism, and still want to be a dirty old man when I grow up. A trained monkey by day but are straight-up old school Arch-Villain at night - brain in a jar and death-ray sold separately. Your mom likes me, so you should probably not.

My Interests

All things best done in the dark, in a laboratory, or best left stored in a locked chest at the end of the rabbit hole.But over all I like almost all input, output, rage, fervor, lethargy and mindlessness. But if it is inane it had better be funny. Can't deal with stupid and boring.

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo...DaVinci not Dicrappio; Omar Kayyim; Homer both of the Illiad and Homer J.; Bigfoot riding a dragon while eating a unicorn...The rest of you bastards can rot...

Music:

From the sad to the sublime, there is a sound for every occasion. Some are even appropriate. Except for who ever sang that Achy Breaky heart song...that deserved only silence. Cure, Pixies, Firewater, New Order, Joy Division, Misfits, Minor Threat, Suicidal Tendencies, The Police, The Clash, Ministry, VNV Nation, Jesus and Mary Chain, Lush, They Might Be Giants, Too Much Joy, James, Peter Gabriel, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, CoC, Sarah Machlachlan, Tori Amos, Sugarcubes, Erasure, Van Morrison, The Cranes, The Swans, Social D, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Pogues, The Murmurs, Bright Eyes, White Stripes, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Queen, Bare Naked Ladies, Frank Sinatra, Ella, Billie and all those that carry the torch.

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Friday, Resivoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, Stripes, Big Trouble in Little China, Angel Heart, Altered States, Dead Zone, Suicide Kings, Clerks, Spaceballs, Lord of the Rings....and more than I am willing to type. Movies=input=good.

Books:

All of them from the trash to the masterpiece. I read everything.

My Blog

Great Expectations

So I write this in response to a friend's blog today.. The problem with people and society is people are too lazy to think for themselves.  And if...oh my god if...they are willing to entertain a...
Posted by Sacred Effluvia on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:41:00 PST

Hate the holidays

Fuck all those that love this time of year.  Fuck those that have a vicious case of the gimmees.  Fuck all those that think Christmas lightsdo anything more than cast a dingy light on all yo...
Posted by Sacred Effluvia on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:22:00 PST