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About Me

When I grow up I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends and no one can say no to being my friend.

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Electronica: Amon Tobin , Aphex Twin, Assemblage 23 , BT , Infected Mushroom , Shpongle , Underworld

Hip Hop: Atmosphere , Blackalicious , Boot Camp Clik , Cee-Lo , The Coup , De La Soul , Digable Planets , DJ Shadow , The Herbaliser , Hieroglyphics , Illogic , M.O.P. , Outkast , The Roots , A Tribe Called Quest , Wu-Tang

Rock: The Beatles, Faith No More, Tom Petty, Rush, Spock's Beard , Yes

Metal: Agalloch , Arsis , Dream Theater , Fear Factory , Iced Earth , Iron Maiden , Nevermore , Nile , Opeth , Strapping Young Lad , Tool

Industrialish: Scraping Foetus off the Wheel , KMFDM , Ministry , Nine Inch Nails , Pig

Wussy: Tori Amos , The Gathering , The Postal Service

Movies:

Brazil, Dr. Strangelove, UHF, Dead Alive, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Story of Ricky, Delamorte Delamore, Time Bandits, Indiana Jones, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, DJ Qbert's Wavetwisters, Super Troopers, Office Space

Television:

The Simpsons, 24, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Futurama, The Office, The Wire

Books:

Catch 22, The World According to Garp, HGTTG, Dune, Sandman, Maus, The Dark Tower, It, Snow Crash, Homicde: A Year on the Killing Streets

My Blog

Analysis of my new tires

odds I will notice any difference from my old tires: 43 to 1.but hopefully they won't wear out after 20K freaking miles....
Posted by Steve on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST

I cannot get my socket to stay open

can someone help please?
Posted by Steve on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

Fuck

fuck fuck fuck(fuck)fuck.
Posted by Steve on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST

To hell with Georgia sob

If Wake Forest beats us next week I am going to cry myself to sleep for a week.
Posted by Steve on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST

I just stepped on some glass

ow.
Posted by Steve on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

I will eat a jar of vegemite if someone gives me $20

and a jar of vegemite.
Posted by Steve on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Inspirational rap hook for the week of 6/26

It's them Background Niggaz, back down niggas Murda-ma-murda nigga (kill 'em, nigga, kill 'em) Leave them slumped back, feel 'em, young cats peel 'em Murda-ma-murda nigga (kill 'em, nigga, kill 'em)-M...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST

Diet report - Day 3

I still have a pound of jerky but I'm out of Hoegaarden. Feeling malnourished as a result.
Posted by Steve on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST

I'm starting a new diet tonight

Hoegaarden beer and beef jerky. I expect phenomenal progress shortly.
Posted by Steve on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

The Pacific Northwest

ProsCool weatherGood beerHills that are not landfillsThe rock from The GooniesConsHairy women...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:54:00 PST