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Chuck the Hobo

I dig scrawny pale guys

About Me

ToolsForMySpace.comI go to Verdugo hills in Tujunga. Ive lived there since about 5th grade. Uhhhh..... Yeah Ive gone to 7 schools and to be honest Im glad I did cuz I met alot of really cool people including my best friend Britt, we met at my third elementary school Dhalia Heights in 3rd grade and have been friends since. I have to addmit the experience of constantly moving has made me a stronger person, Im still a very self consious person but people have no idea of the flame that burns inside...yeah that was my two second bit of spirituality. I just got out of a two year relationship and am looking for "Mr. right" hahahaha ya right! I have a little bro Nolan and a little sister Lilly I say really dumb things like "F*** my uncles bannana but dont f*** me!!" Or "I love you like the hobo loves the cheese." oh and I named my backpack BOB.....why???? I forgot actually.....yup.....
You are: POISON IVY!
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Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
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blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
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How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Charline
Birthday: 8/13/89
Birthplace: montrose (freakin verdugo hills hospital)
Current Location: tujunga CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: uhh....mixed colors...brown-blonde???
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right (cuz i rock)
Your Heritage: uhh....German Indian(black foot Souix something else) french Spanish? british (duh)
The Shoes You Wore Today: black
Your Weakness: Kittys, food, shiny and fuzzy things and hugs
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: saucy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: uhh.....yeah?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hee hee
Thoughts First Waking Up: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: uhhh......my.....E.T toe???
Your Bedtime: When I pass out from to much T.V
Your Most Missed Memory: hmm.....seeing Britt everyday at Dalhia (even if we faught every other day)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tommies and In n out
Single or Group Dates: single but I can deal with a group if I like the people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: EEEWWWWW
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: favorite words are fuck, ass and beech
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: way to many times
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: if he'll bow down to my every command...yes hee hee kidding ...though it would be nice
Do you belive in yourself: If I can touch it it must be there...enless this is like the matrix....dun dun DUN
Do you get Motion Sickness: out the ass I got car sick driving to Mount Gleason
Do you think you are Attractive: uhh...if you cant see my face.
Are you a Health Freak: ha ha dont make me laugh
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: uh hu
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: wouldnt you like to know
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uhhh... with my best friend and her boyfriend...does that count??? cuz I didnt get any
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: mmhmm
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES but I was alone...in the dark...and dancing
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope not in...ohhh 4 years
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish cuz I miss it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: maybe
Ever been called a Tease: by my boy friend
Ever been Beaten up: by Steve(Jack ass) but I got him back last weekend while he was drunk and weak! mwahaha
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a freak accident involving two penguins a male stripper dressed like a elf three cows a chilie burger and a rubber duck.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A phyco...helper phyco helper!!! Im not crazy!!!!!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: oh man... hard one...uhhhh... can I say all?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: black if with green or blue eyes brown if not... NO blondes
Short or Long Hair: both... depends on the guy
Height: TALL ...well taller than me but not like GIANT 6' is nice
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: well is this G rated????? pretty much anything that fits and doesnt make him look gay or like he wants to be done up the butt...or like a girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: NOT GONNA COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of Piercings: now two my ears give me two years and there will be at least 10
Number of Tattoos: 0 again two years and Ill have a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE regrets make you weak, Learn from your past and be thankful for the scars that make you who you are today cuz theyll give you strength... wow that was kidda gushy and spiritual...I need meat!
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Say what?? "I wear more bracelets than a Russian whore."
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The quality that most appeals to you: Spiritual Advancement
In a survival situation, you: Play dead
Your hidden talent is: Adaptability
Your gift is: Genius
In groups, you: Play an organisational role
Your best quality is: Your industriousness
Your weakness is: Your antisocial nature
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My Interests

Everything. Im very easily amused. Put me in a room with a duck and I could entertain myself for days

Music:

smashing pumpkins, depeshe mode, panic at the disco, primus, no doubt , fish bone, fast ball, rage against the machine, goo goo dolls, gorillaz, prodigy, everclear, cake, oasis, REM, NOFX, INXS, Ozzy, 3 days grace, the donna’s, foo fighters, arctic monkeys, pearl jam, ub 40, oingo boingo, bob marley, korn, Alice in chains, nural, nickleback, garbage, the cranberries, sugarcult, all American rejects, presidents of the USA, nirvana, everclear, wolf mother, guns and roses, hole, papa roach, red hot chili peppers, box car racer, Echo and the bunny men, the vines, Marilyn manson, bad religion, lost prophets, slipknot, butt hole surfers, red hot Chile peppers, sublime, HIM, ACDC, Muse, trust co., ziggy marley, queen, avenged 7 fold, nightwish, green day (old), Donavon, rob zombie, the police, Johnny cash, metalica

Movies:

Lord of the rings (all), Casablanca, talladega nights, grandmas boy, happy gillmore (all Adam sandler movies), red dragon, silence of the lambs, Hannibal, fun with Dick and Jane (all Jim Carey movies), breakfast at tiffany’s, shrek (both), Pirates of the Caribbean (all), family stone, Monty python and the holy grail, batman (all), the princess bride, mad monster party, seven, dracula, night of the living dead, evil dead, dawn of the dead, hocus pocus, the dark crystal, dogma, tristan and isolde, sleeping with the enemy, underworld, house on haunted hill, year without a Santa clause, lion king, young frankenstein, queen of the damned, interview with the vampire, village of the damned, beloved, sin city, a streetcar named desire, hamlet, crucible, James and the giant peach

Television:

I’m a reality show whore!!!!! Survivor, big brother, jeopardy, wheel of fortune, digging for the truth, project runway, Dead zone, Monk, Psych, Green acres, I love Lucy, The munsters, Flavor of love, Numbers, Twilight zone, Family Guy, King of the hill, Simpsons, That 70's show, CSI, Futurama, Malcolm in the middle, Dirty jobs, Fear factor, Workout, Rock star, Supernatural, House, Dog the bounty hunter, inked, Miami ink, Scooby doo

Books:

Lord of the rings (all of them), Dreadful sorry, Beyond the burning times, The witching hour, Merrick, An acceptable time, The hounds of the morrigan, Anything by Emily Dickinson, Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Witch Child, The Soul, The Cat Who, Fahrenheit 451,Eragon, Elders, Narnia, Beloved, James and the Giant Peach, Outcast of Redwall, Alice in Wonderland, Where the sidewalk ends, A light in the attic, Falling up, Wormwood, Shadowmancer, A series of unfortunate events, To kill a mocking bird, The kin, Ropemaker, Farmer Giles of Hamm, A great and terrible beauty, Frakenstein (prodigal son and city of the night), The hobbit, Smith of wooton major, Harry potter (all), The wizard of oz

Heroes:

My hero is my bestest buddy Brittany!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!! We met in the third grade and I just wouldn't be me without her, she's my better half and I love her to death!!!!!! Id be lost without her. I LOVE YA BRITT!!!!!!!!!!!!! heehee. :)

My Blog

who can you really trust?

Is it wrong to utterly hate a "friend", after all friend with out the r is fiend and this bitch is just that. Shes a double crossing slut & in all honesty I hope the next guy she screws gives her ...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST

Ah the joys of a mother!

I always feel so ...rejected I suppose is the right word? Not that you would know. Half of my "friends" probably wouldnt notice me walking down the hall unless David was there with me.  Thats the...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:43:00 PST

How to Operate a Microwave Oven Without Causing Bodily Injury or Death

Metal objects of any sort are not to be used in the microwave. Cook all foods in pre-tested microwave-safe cookware only. Many non-tested containers can crack, warp, shatter, bend, or otherwise rup...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:16:00 PST

A Few Ways to Amuse Yourself with a Homeless Person

Ask him for directions to the nearest employment office Give him a big bottle of expensive scotch filled with Kool-Aid Tell him you'll give him $20 if he'll breathe in your face and let you guess...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:11:00 PST

45 fun things to do at a funeral...yes its mean but who the hell cares??

Ask whose funeral it is. Look at your watch a lot. Videotape the burial. Wear something pink. Offer tissues to mourners, for a reasonable price. Gasp and say you think you left your oven on...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:04:00 PST

Men

1. Men are like ....Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you.2. Men are like ... Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like ... Weather Nothing can be done to change ...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:58:00 PST

for whom would you take the blade

Confusion never ending, rampant fighting, long lost eyes. For whom do they proclaim love? Do you then ask me to choose, of that which I gave up and that which I took? 6 feet of lies and no way out. Re...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:46:00 PST

Irony of a fathers choice

I dont expect any of you to understand let alone care but this is where I came from this is the fucker who got my mom pregnant then cared more about his drugs then he did for his flesh and blood. ...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guys and girls

Joy sent me this. >hehe... :) > >Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. >Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of >falling ...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriends

National Girlfriend and Sister's Week I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Gi...
Posted by Chuck the Hobo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST