HAHAHA... A poem about me, by Jester. :) sniff, sniff. i feel so special.
jenny is chinese
i met her in 7th grade
she wore red the 1s time i saw her
and i had a fade
Now she's older and likes to drink wine
dances on her pole ...around nine
even though she's chinese
she's still kind
I wonder why she never goes to sleep
i thought she was on crack
I come to find out
human attributes is what she lacks
you see ..i found out she's a vampire
sucks blood like fleas
you better runaway
from a vampire thats chinese
PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME IF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO YOU:
-YOU ARE CRAZY.
-YOU ARE CREEPY. I HAVE A HIGHLY SENSITIVE RADAR FOR CREEP-O'S!!!!!
-YOU WANT PICTURES OF MY FEET. no, seriously.
-YOU HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY FOR THAT.
-YOU BELIEVE 'CONVERSATE' IS A REAL WORD.
-YOU ARE CRAZY.
Some positive things: I like people who are intelligent, well-read, witty, and clever. I'm really quirky so someone who isnt hum-drum is always a nice complement. Ohhh, I'd love to meet someone who could teach me something new everyday. (told u i was dorky.) =) I'm cautious and guarded (so no creeps!!) yet open and honest so just ask.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE on SNL "Dick in a Box"
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Random Facts about me:
-i like to make boxes. not orgami. boxes.
-i NEVER sing in the shower.
-i get discounts at Burke Williams Day Spa. SCORE!
-i hate wearing a bra but can't go in public without it. NO NIPPLAGE!
-my skin crawls when i hear people use "mines" and "conversate".
-i tan super duper easily. it seems like 15 minutes in the sun and i have tanlines.
-i've been taking pole dancing classes for 7 months but am embarrassed to show anyone what i've learned.
-i'm obsessed with scary movies.
-no matter how many times people explain it to me, i don't understand stocks.