Go ahead and read my life story .
No? Well, alright, at least I saved you some time.
Rainy days, crossword puzzles, making people laugh, a cool dark movie theater, writing and drawing creatively, smoking cigarettes, coffee in the early morning, iced tea the rest of the time, being in a state of delirium, doing anything and everything and nothing with the people I love, satire and irony, mass confusion, enlightenment through altered perspective, a nice big cheeseburger, and almost any combination thereof.
This "God" person everybody's always going on about.
The Beatles, The White Stripes, The Kinks, Jason Tilton, Shakey Bones, The Zombies, Pavement, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Cake, Iggy Pop, Queen, The Redwalls, King Crimson, The Who, The Doors, Tom Waits, The Raconteurs, The Strokes, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer (Blue & Pinkerton), and all Wes Anderson or Quentin Tarantino soundtracks.
Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Oldboy, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Memento, Children of Men, The Departed, The Way of the Gun, Coffee & Cigarettes, Jesus' Son, Se7en, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Amelie, Trainspotting, Donnie Darko, Sin City, American Psycho, Swingers, Made, Dogma, American Beauty, Rounders, Lost In Translation, Chinatown, Dr. Strangelove, A Scanner Darkly, 12 Monkeys, Death To Smoochy, Shaun of the Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of God, The Weather Man, Lord of War, Good Night & Good Luck, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Magnolia, Brick, Happiness, and Dean A. Morgan's "The Whore-Hay Story".
The Office (UK), Arrested Development, The West Wing, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Venture Bros, Wonder Showzen, Stella, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Extras.
Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Frank Miller, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, George Carlin.
Lennon. Vonnegut. Spider-Man.