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Deaner

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About Me

I'm a secret agent, assigned to kill the Zanzibarian prime minister, because that's my job. This is privileged information, and I expect you to treat it as such. Meaning, forget it as you read it. I mean, word after word, letter after letter-- don't remember reading this entire profile. I'm going to use a sniper rifle to kill the prime minister, but once again, don't remember that. To emphasize, if you do tend to remember later, and have attempted to forget, shoot yourself in the face, for the sole purpose of protecting the information. Thank you, and yours truly, Papa Smurf.


My Interests

Natural substances, music, movies, fishing, murdering, wandering, MySpace (OBviously!). As for other inter-rests, I don't know if I've ever been inter-rested. Never outer-rested. In fact, I'm pretty much usually inter- and outer-exhausted. So leave me alone.

I'd like to meet:

The last remaining Beatles, President Bush (for work; see above), Satan, a real-life vampire (or werewolf for that matter), Moses (I dropped some keys and a very nice pair of sunglasses in the Delta, and was hoping we could work something out), and other MySpacers who enjoy life as much as I do.

Music:

Beatles, Stones, Doors, Zevon, Stripes, Greatful Dead, Queen, RU36, Beethoven, Marley, Fugees, Sublime, Talking Heads, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, Cann-i-bus, Twista, Wu-Tang, Bone Thugs, Easy-E, Celly Cel, Mac Dre, E Fo-day, Click, Mamas & Papas, Shakey Bones, Jason Tilton, Robert Zimmerman, Paul Simon, Yardbirds, Burl Ives, and myself in the shower.

Movies:

Don't.. don't, don't get me started. Just skip it. What's next?

Television:

Aqua Teen, Porn (it's on a TV), Curb, Arrested, Neverwhere, Daily show, Sanford & son, COPS, Felix cartoons, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stella, & static channel (for that perfect amount of white noise).

Books:

Currently:Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Twilight of the Idols and The Anti-Christ, Sandman, Snow, Handmaid's tale, On The Road, The Curse of Lono, The Great Shark Hunt, A Man Without a Country, Cat's Cradle, Slaughter House Five, Slapstick, Sirens of Titan, Brown Buffalo, and anything else I can get my filthy little fucking hands on.

Heroes:

Superman, Spider-Man, Hunter Thompson, Homer Simpson, John Lennon, Vlad Lenin, Lord Kramdar, Adolph Hitler, Groucho Marx, my mom, and YOU.

My Blog

Unventions

Thomas Midgley, for those that don't know him, he is an ass. perhaps the biggest ass ever. This man was chemist who created some of the most innovative substances: Ethanol and Freon. In an attempt to...
Posted by Deaner on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST

Summer O LOve 07

Well, I think I need a break after that one.50,000 Hippies crowded Golden Gate Park for the 40th aniversary of the free concert and "be-in". It was fun to get all bohemianed-out and use drugs in a par...
Posted by Deaner on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

What a long strange trip it’s been

Sadly, My bones will never shake again. There will always be CDs to listen to and bar-b-que shows where I can here the brilliant music that Tilton, Zack, Mohoot, and Brian created but, it wi...
Posted by Deaner on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

Thats Gay

The English language is a strange phenomena like that of a constantly evolving species. The majority of our words come from Anglo-Saxon origin, Although the more fancy words all come from France. It h...
Posted by Deaner on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

Colleage

"The Only Child"             In the Essay titled "The Only Child," the author John Leonard writes about his brother's life, a promising member of ...
Posted by Deaner on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST

A little pissed off

Okay, god damnit! this has gone on long enough.I log on to my page and I am very excited to find i've got friend requests, messages, comments and the like.    yay! or so i thought....Fr...
Posted by Deaner on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Mind Control

Read Words
Posted by Deaner on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

Eso Ci Que Es.

well, the true meaning of all the worlds religion recently came to me in a dream. I have yet to understand it, but it all seems alittle clearer now. Or at least it did when i was sleeping...Ahem.A wis...
Posted by Deaner on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

Blue, Red, North !

Blue. Red. North. ordinarily three normal words, BUT spoken to three particular people that could be very offensive (crips)dont like red.(bloods)they dont care for blue, and Nortes hense the name they...
Posted by Deaner on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST

Quick and Painless

Death. Yes, death is the subject of this particular b-log. To be even more particular, my death is what this is about. After much pondering I think that a blog came out so here it is in its entirety. ...
Posted by Deaner on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:52:00 PST