yeowzers |
just realized i'll never be able to keep pace with the cool kids who come out at night, and also remembered that i never have been able to.you know that kid that fell asleep first at the slumber parti...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST |
new paradigm |
hey guys. i'm 20 years old tomorrow, and i've been thinking. not too hard, but here it is nonetheless. a lot of you jerkoffs on myspace say that your friends are your family/life/eve...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST |
the new hip cocktail |
1 shot Cynar1 shot ginadd shots to glass with rocks and pour steven seagal's cherry charge lightning bolt. garnish with shrimp.then kill yourself.NOTE: did i mention it's called an "electric don...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST |
self indulgent |
1] What was the highlight of your week?slim cessna's auto club.2] Who's car were you in last?the tank belongs mostly to itself.3] When is the next time you will ki...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST |
i was hilarious in '05 too! |
ahahahahahhahahahadoor frames indeed!
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:23:00 PST |
if i deleted you, read this before you get butthurt |
hey.i don't talk to a lot of people who were my myspace friends, i don't hang out with a lot of you, and i straight up don't like a few of you. if you're really that offended, sorry. howev...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST |
bulletin junkies |
okay. whether or not i actually personally like you, if you fire off bulletins every few minutes telling people every single move you make, i'm deleting you (them's fightin' words, no?). t...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST |
total hottiez |
nothing says sexy quite like self-taken pictures in your underwear with a toilet in the background. the impossibly flattering angles PERFECTLY capture both the body (but not the face, never the ...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST |
watching tv |
videos of prison riots.i'm so tired of so many things.if i were to fake my death and/or disappear, there's only a few people i would tell. some days, i do really want to pull an andy kaufman.on ...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST |
good morning jerks |
Things that aren't cool, no matter what you think: -Being 14. It doesn't go well for anyone, trust me. -Fetishizing hard drugs. Having myspace pictures of lines of cocaine is lame, especi...
Posted by Roast Beefy-Weefs on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:15:00 PST |
