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trouble!

Queen of the Borrowed Light

About Me

Please, send me a message before adding me, especially if I dont know you.eye contact makes me nervous sometimes. i WILL crash your party. i am in a bike gang, called Anarcho Bike Squad. i have a bicycle, called the drunken flirt IV, cuz it likes to yell 'HEY YOU you got a nice ass on you... you come here. and bring that ass.' and then it staggers down the street without me. thats the story of my life.

My Interests

My general intersts probably do not include you. So run along and play in traffic. What I DO like: chalk dust, power tools, genocide and nihilist slaughter (my rat babies) gasoline, asphalt, spray paint, guns and/or weapons, fresh cut grass, math, balancing chemical equations, explosions, books, anarcho bike rides, vegans/vegetarians, the beach, skateboarding, outer space, deep sea explorations, photography, art, learning things, activism, music, napalm, reading, writing, running 30,000 mph, trampolines, politics, cooking, garlic, otterpops, tanks, bikes, ships, submarines, mermaids, sunny days, being focused, wine, teeth, hanging victims, execution, krakenoso, vamos al autobus, car crashes, plane crashes, ribs, spinal chords, hip bones, hands, fish(that swim not are eaten), burritos! blood, beer, boots, mousetrap, and shiny stuff.

I'd like to meet:

someone who doesnt use doors.* * * this guy * * *Filmed by The Stef. Starring Brandy Battery and Machine Guns.* * * filmed by the stef! movement one, krakenoso * * *

Music:

www.myspace.com/squidbear Shit I cant get enough of right now: antiproduct, garmonbozia, requiem, sage francis, circle of dead children, clinging to the trees of a forest fire, miao yin, nile, euro-trash music, generic booty-rap.

Movies:

The Virgin Suicides, Romeo & Juliet, Waterworld, Tank Girl, Mad Max, V for VENDETTA, Life aquatic, From Hell, Fargo, Strange Brew, What Dreams May Come, WaterWorld, The Crucible, The Edukators, Blair Witch Project, The Truman Show, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Elephant, Spies like Us, Alice in Wonderland, Environmental Science is Metal, Constantine, Blues Brothers, les mis, films that make you think, german films.

Television:

do not tantalize the gorillas

Books:

anything Edgar Allen Poe, The Bell Jar, Lord of the Flies, The Virgin Suicides, Hi Fidelity, Indian Creek Chronicles, 1984, The Little Prince, Les Mis, Catcher in the Rye, A Tale of Two Cities, The New Media Monopoly, anything Jack Kerouac, especially Dharma Bums, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, The New Media Monopoly, Notes from the Underground, Choke.

My Blog

Passport Photo: A Retaliation Against Monday

*Names have been omitted to save the persons in question from the embarrassment of knowing me. So this is growing up. My hair is smoke, that billows out with the passing cars, but always returns. my s...
Posted by Machine Guns on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:48:00 PST

happy fun times

im moving. im going to someplace warm, where cigarettes and beer are cheap. i want to leave, to get away from this place where the cold is making my fingernails fall away from my grey skin. i need no...
Posted by Machine Guns on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

why does everything fall apart

i feel like everything i have worked for is being shattered. like a glass, freezing in the winter, then breaking, and all that is to remember is melting water and pieces i can kill myself with. why no...
Posted by Machine Guns on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

An Ode to Unoriginality.

Alright, listen up, copycats! I am so fucking sick of the same haircut, the same clothes, the same mannerisms, the same fucking tattoo ideas. Honestly. I AM NOT A PROTOTYPE TO BE SCRUTINIZED AND COPIE...
Posted by Machine Guns on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST

thank goodness for being seen.

lets hear it for the scene! hip hip hooray! lets hear it for fashion mullets, tiny shoes, girl jeans, oversize sunglasses, and saying things like, 'were ravers.' lets hear it for hardcore bands, for t...
Posted by Machine Guns on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

Nobody is Free

We are living in an age where agressive animals are no longer territorial. The only territoral animals left are humans. Deer walking uncomfortably across alien paved roads, stretches of miles with no ...
Posted by Machine Guns on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

Freedom Before Intelligence.

FUCK YOU.im listening to uncle $cams and all i can say is IRAQIS are DYINand all i can say is raise your fists and stand up for what is right and say:I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF.FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU ALL. FUC...
Posted by Machine Guns on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST

goodbye.

so i guess a first goodbye is in order. and all that will be left is a good friendship, great memories. a loss of self worth and so many questions with no answers. i would post a song, but there are t...
Posted by Machine Guns on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

Cops will come My Way

Grievances to the FBI: We are not here to be called Terrorists. You, sirs, are the terrorists in the aftermath of the tragedy of September the 11th, 2001; the situation with which somehow, however mur...
Posted by Machine Guns on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:23:00 PST

Valentines Day Massacre

Hey! Amerikkka lovin, red, white and blue-blooded right and left wing conservative and liberal assholes; all you narcisisstic assholes with the worst case of ZENOPHOBIA i think the world has seen in m...
Posted by Machine Guns on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST