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TAMS

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About Me

I'm most comfortable in a generally sleazy environment.
This is my bLaWgGgG.
If you like my cat, we're going to get along just fine. Poop and farts are really funny. Watching people accidentally fall down is really funny. I can and will relate any given scenario to something that happened on Arrested Development. I have a real problem with people who can't spell. Top 8 drama is really funny.

My Interests

Hilarity, douchebaggery, and Coca Cola.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEMSELVES VERY SERIOUSLY. And,

If you refer to yourself as witty or sarcastic, you most likely have a terrible sense of humor and should be avoided at all costs.

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Music:

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

Television:

Arrested Development, Stella, and anything else that gets cancelled because Americans wouldn't know good comedy if it punched them in the face.

Books:

Anything except Perks of Being a Wallflower.

My Blog

If I die anytime soon...

If I die anytime soon, the following people are to speak at my funeral (besides my family and whatnot): Molly Given, Lisa Bivens, Jade Russell, Alex Doubleday, Mike Hill, Stephanie Sparer, Dann Berg, ...
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

Artistic Renditions! Updated: 5/6/07

I have recently started portraiture and here is some of my exquisite work. Check back, as I plan on adding new pieces of fine art every few days. If you'd like one, send me a message. I'd be happy to...
Posted by TAMS on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Some of my writing.

beep boop ballz bop warts warts wartz! BEES horse horse horse bees boop ballz....
Posted by TAMS on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

More?!

The only thing cool about this is that I did it entirely without using the eraser tool, and I did it in three minutes. This is what I do in my spare time. ...
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:56:00 PST

The Penis Study

The Penis Study. My friends and I have been studying the phallus and where it comfortably rests. After many days of research, we have come to the conclusion that if a person is right-handed, their pe...
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Buttholezzzz.

I'm really sick of kids with short, black, choppy hair and black hoodies making fun of kids with short, black, choppy hair and hoodies for having short, black, choppy hair and hoodies. Catch my drift?
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In all honesty

I am one of the only people that is awesome enough to admit that they like MySpace. Yeah, that's right. I said it. I like MySpace. Those of you that are too afraid to admit it, either delete your acco...
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HATE quizzes, but

You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to yourauthority. You will crush all the inferiorpeople under the soles of your jackboots, andany who question your motives will beeliminated. Your punishment is be...
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$20 says that you're not reading this.

Shit. I lost that bet.
Posted by TAMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST