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pRofessional distoRtion

the SOUL of a WOMAN was created BELOW ~ Led Zepplin

About Me



...the girl with k al i d e s c o p e eyes.

adventure
choose your own

mind
open up your

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"mean streets"
sir jim forward ♥

i love my life. ♥

My Interests


the LA HONDA tribe ♥

music
, art , photography, nature, freedom, SNOWBOARDiNG, [classic horror ], GLOOMY BEAR, YOGA , dancing, sunshine, fafi, BASS , feminism, old hollywood glamour, BLOOD & GORE , starting revolutions, my iPOD, SAN FRANCiSCO , mary jane , morbid humor, orchids , wicked GUiTAR SOLO's, swings, the human mind , playing in the rain, vinyl , sushi ♥

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♥ kukula ♥

bunnis ♥ ♥

fafi ♥ ♥

banksy ♥ ♥

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I'd like to meet:


CAPTiAN PLANET ... k e n k e s e y ...
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not trying to find "love" via myspace - holler at someone else yo.

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DiSCO HUSTLERRrrr ♥

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let me remind you why GIRL TALK is my bitch with a little video from bonnaroo.

FUCKKKKKINNNG LOVE ♥
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^^ come play with us in chicago for my birthdayyyyyyyy ♥ the crookers @ smartbar :)

Music:



"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."
- Aldous Huxley
CROOKERS, switch, DAFT PUNK, justice, LE CASTLE VANIA, bloody beetroots, ODISSI, mstrkrft, VANSHE TECHNOLOGIC, franz ferdinand, BLOC PARTY, klaxons, KILL THE NOISE, ctrl z, SCRATCH PERVERTS, uberzone, PUNKS JUMP UP, the killers, LED ZEPPELIN, beastie boys, ViRO, far too loud, CAJUN DANCE PARTY, girl talk, DIGITALISM, sneaky sound system, MEW, the presets, MSI, jimi hendrix, DIRTY SOUTH, rob ANALYZE, stylphonic, CALVIN HARRIS, feadz, UFFIE, shy fx, SOUND WEAPON, miss kitten, SUBLIME, la riots, BOYS NOIZE, pepper, FREESTYLERS, deekline & wizard, STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO, the beatles, AUDIO BULLYS, new young pony club, JOHN ACQUAVIVA, john dahlback, M.I.A., david bowie, KLEVER, stupid fresh, FAKE BLOOD, edIT, sebastian, THE DOORS, dj hell, LADYTRON, modest mouse, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, the flaming lips, WHITE STRIPES, siriusmo, MODESELEKTOR, matisyahu, INCUBUS, chemical brothers, BREAKFASTAZ, WE smoke FAGS, EWUN, evol intent, THE UPBEATS, timbaland, METRIC, eisley, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, menace, COMPUTER CLUB, hatiras, HYPERCRUSH, vicious circlue, MILLONAIRES, nu:tone, CHROMEO, steve aoki, EROL ALKAN, teenage bad girl, GUNS"N"BOMBS, calyx, DANNY BYRD, dead prez, total science, ROXY COTTONTAIL, rjd2, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, claude vonstroke, KAVINSKY, black sun empire, DEVENDRA, a fine frenzy, CIBELLE, blonde red head, IMA ROBOT, pendulum, LAZARO CASANOVA, felix cartal, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, get shakes, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO, free the robots, BLACK SUN EMPIRE, concord dawn, TOXIC AVENGER, junkie xl, DEluka, PRINCESS SUPERSTAR, steed lord, DJ MEHDI, the cool kids, BEASTIE BOYS, johnny cash, JULIETTE & THE LICKS, mickey avalon, DUNGEN, high contrast, TICKLAH, riot in belguim, TRASH FASHiON, stealth disco, DJ ICEY, home of SHADOW dancer, SHARAM [deepdish], fedde le grand, FREEFORM FIVE, micky slim, CEDRIC GERVAIS, the prodigy, CONCORD DAWN, noisia, SHINY TOY GUNS, hot chip, SKREAM, boy 8-bit, D.I.M., ed rush, GROOVERIDER, john b, CORRUPT SOULS, dieselboy, VERDUGO BROTHERS, bsod, RICHARD DINSDALE, axwell, NINE INCH NAILS, vandal, SERCH, keith mackenzie, POSTAL SERVICE, thrice, OUTKAST, cream, BOB MARLEY, cut copy, hot hot heat, ANDY C, klaus, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, automatic panic, STARKILLERS, black sun empire, INFILTRITA, dirty disco youth, COLD WAR KIDS, blamma! blamma!, BASS NECTOR, scanners, GLASS CANDY, cansei de ser sexy, ARMIN VAN HELDON, reid speed, THE USED, something corporate, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE, the faint, MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS, fashen, KID SISTER, smashing pumpkins, SAVE FERRIS, widespread panic, STEEL PULSE, fonzerelli, WOLFMOTHER, gorillaz, COWBOY X, dispatch, HYPERCRUSH, my chemical romance, SPILL CANVAS, moe. ERICK MORILLO, camille jones, THE STREETS, cold war kids, THE CURE, janis joplin, BOB DYLAN, autobots, DJ QUEST, fairmont, ERIC PRYDZ, bodyroxx, ELECTRO ROCKERZ, tiga, CARL COX, long beach dub allstars...
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Movies:


anything BLOODY :) ACROSS THE UNiVERSE, the great gatsby...

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Television:



televison is evil ...
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Books:


maus & maus II (art spiegelman)
" we have become a nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world- a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. we are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. we are human scum, and that is how history will judge us... no redeeming social value. just WHORES. get out of our way, or we'll kill you ."
HST [Kingdom of FEAR]

electric kool-aide acid test (tom wolfe)
where the sidewalk ends (shel silverstien)
cloudy with a chance of meatballs (judi barrett)
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vintage ♥ OSSiE CLARK ♥

Heroes:


"if you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine."
- Che Guevara

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My Blog

my girl wants to PARTY ALL THE TIME, party all the time, party ALL the TiMEEE

if you are reading this, that means i am in MiAMiiiiii!!!!will i return alive?funny you should ask such a question...the cure, miss kittin, ANDY C, stanton warriors, deep dish [SHARAM], arman van held...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

Freedom Festival 2oo6 - July 1st

Show TimesPlease try to arrival early. GATES OPEN AT 11:00AM SaturdayMUSIC STARTS AT 12:00PM SaturdayMUSIC ENDS AT 12:00PM Sunday Freedom Festival 06 will be held in M...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:44:00 PST

the mardi gras & NiN nite pictures

^ this is the only picture that made it out of the concert alive... are my eyes even open?? haha ^ the titties shot is getting put up tomorrow... check back ^ she wanted me, HAAAAA! i totally o...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:47:00 PST

hannibalector

i stole this from riah, HA!!! i'm at work and bored.. go bang in a box. Can you name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Dont read the questions underneath until you write the n...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:34:00 PST

skid knees and climbing tree: a tale of adventures

  it all started when.... skid knees and climbing trees   ...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:40:00 PST

"Emo Boys Should Not Wear Their Sister's Pants!"

this was already my favorite cd on the planet, but after finding out the name and tracklisting, it is about to be my bible.... The FACTORe vs. The Mitch Mitchem - Emo Boys Should Not Wear Their ...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:18:00 PST

867-5309... this is not a test. i repeat, this is not a test.

... is this real? telephone anyone? dear diary, girl... how do you not notice how you seriously neglect all of us on a regular basis?? and then all the sudden when you don't have a back up friend to ...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST

hey sugar mamma come and dance with me

- * let the sunshine thru... *-things that make the world,[my world]a better place -dave fucking chappell - and yes the fucking is necessary. i swear, i find more reasons to love this man everyday. ...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:40:00 PST

why 27? that's how old Jimi, Jim and Janis were when they died....

27 Hippie Icons   1. the hippie godfather: LSD champion timothy leary. he does keouac, got fired from harvard, and coined the phrase "tune in, turn on, and drop out." 2. the acci...
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:45:00 PST

the most EXCiTiNG thing since *ALCOHOL*... our trip to Snowshoe Mountian!!

sooo i haven't had the best past few weeks... being sick, boy troubles, family memebers in perill, blah blah blah but today i have found out the most exciting of news... snowshoe mountain www....
Posted by pRofessional distoRtion on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:56:00 PST