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the life and death of ms. badmouth

but did you ever, ever notice the kind of thoughts i got..

About Me

the only way to equal to him, would be hit him with a shovel. .. .. ..}.. .. ..

My Interests

nervous energy. hounds of hell. room to move.

I'd like to meet:

my method is uncertain. it's a mess, but it's working.

Music:

talking heads. cat power. al green.

Movies:

valley of the dolls. ciao manhattan. to sir with love.

Television:

my so-called life. L word. dexter.

Books:

valley of the dolls. devil in the details. peyton place.

Heroes:

my mother. my husband, mark. my sister, nica. liz and brent vawdry.

My Blog

woman hater. OR ---> anything you can do, i can do better.

oh, the joys of the women's restroom.an EMPLOYEE ONLY women's restroom.with it's ever constant fundraiser forms, invitations to scrape booking parties (potluck, ladies... potluck), and joke pages abou...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:35:00 PST

child bearing hips.

i guess i feel ok about it. this decision that i've made.to stay hollow, empty.. never bring forth blood and baby.i feel i've sat in on enough birth-days by proxy, i have understood the excitement.the...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

offerings for the heater.

what a bad mother.my dog prefers the space heater to me.bringing singing bird toys as offerings..and kisses and licks all day long.lounging, lounging, lounging. in front of her heater god.i hate that ...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

i have beliefs.

hydration.water, water, water. and tea..my organs are swimming. sunblock.it is what it is.and it has always been pale, pastey, and white.and i'm ok with that.love. "all is full of love"in a two bedroo...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:43:00 PST

crazy cat lady. am i becoming?

i just had a staring contest with my cat. she won.am i becoming?crazy cat..............lady.i watch her sleep, stretch, clean.don't look at my phone pictures.bean by the window, bean on the porch, bea...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:07:00 PST

a love letter to you. (everyone knows im mad for you)

a phone-phobic. non-grudge holding (ask mat....he'll tell you it's true..).a coffee date every two/three weeks. haven't spoken to you since 2002/2004/2006?i love you. i love you. i love you. i do?i do...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

gimme, gimme. more.

music, music.. i love you so..let's make up to break up,meet me on the roof tonight. alllllllll night long.david byrne makes my heart race,i'm stealing all his moves.stevie wonder gives me gooseb...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

you started it.

"don't you feel protected sitting between the two of us.."20 years too late. and you couldn't have done anything anyway..tough. guy.guy. guy. guy.i don't know why i thought i could keep her safe, i co...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

ein. hundert.

one hundred thingys you may not know about my inner workings, history, and bad habits.--lifted from Kari-- 1- i hope that dead people i know don't watch me while i'm in the bathroom. and i think about...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST

you’re the boss, applesauce..(likes/dis love/icks 2007)

likes:feistshort dresses (it's too damn hot for clothes..)edie sedgwickstrangers with candy ("jeri.. what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?" "fandannngo?" "hobo camp?.....HOBO CAMP!")erica lockard (god bless ...
Posted by the life and death of ms. badmouth on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST