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Cooker

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About Me

I'm a writer, actor, singer/song writer, film maker.

My Interests

wouldn't you like to know? no, you don't.

I'd like to meet:

i've met enough people, thank you.

Music:

recently in my rotation: +44, The Academy Is..., Army Of Me, Blue October, Cartel, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Good Charlotte, Hawthorne Heights, Idlewild, Jimmy Eat World, New Found Glory, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Saves the Day, Sigur Ros, Something Corporate, the Starting Line, Stroke 9, Sugarcult, a Thorn For Every Heart, the Used, the Wannadies.

Movies:

anything by Tim Burton, Jim Henson or Kevin Smith. The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars trilogies, The Lion King and low budget horror films from the 80s

Television:

the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, 24, My Name is Earl, Meerkat Manor, Lost and Snapped.

Books:

anything by J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King and Michael Crichton.

Heroes:

J.D. Salinger

My Blog

May is here!

ah, yes, the best time of the year has arrived. time to drink beer and sit out at the track all day watching cars drive around in circles. hell, i enjoy it, but i'm easily amused. look! that dog has a...
Posted by Cooker on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

Congrats Bernie!!!

Bernie took home the $100,000 prize for the eliminated contestant that lost the highest percentage on the Biggest Loser. he looked awesome. congrats, Bernie.
Posted by Cooker on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:54:00 PST

it’s been awhile

i've got some time to update. holy shit! i went back to my craptacular day job at Kelly Services on March 26. i'm a team leader on the Florida project again. it still sucks. they even cut the pay. i'l...
Posted by Cooker on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:58:00 PST

3rd time around

people say the third time’s a charm. i say a lot of things too. well, tomorrow i’ll start taking my third different antidepressant in this neverending war called my life. my doctor is putt...
Posted by Cooker on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

sorry for the scare

well, my meds are almost up and i believe i’m going to try switching to something else. apparently, i’m having a side effect of being a lot more angry. how often do i get angry? i had fun ...
Posted by Cooker on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST

sweet beer, how have i missed thee?

i started drinking again. for those people that tried to get me to stop and tell me i was better off without it, FUCK YOU. alcohol is a way of life and alcohol is my way of life. that’s just who...
Posted by Cooker on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:48:00 PST

apparently i’m a Mets fan

so I got something in the mail the other day from the New York Mets. it includes a letter headed Dear Mets Fan: and two 2008 schedule booklets. I haven’t liked baseball since I was ten year...
Posted by Cooker on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

i have returned

well, i’m in my office at the condo and it’s time to update. moving has been a bitch, as always. it seems like ALL my spare time is spent packing and unpacking boxes, doing dishes, doing l...
Posted by Cooker on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:37:00 PST

what a run, Bernie!

sadly, Bernie was eliminated this evening on the Biggest Loser after giving immunity to someone who would've been below him in percentage. for those of you that didn't know, Bernie lived two doors dow...
Posted by Cooker on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:13:00 PST

move along...

i'm so exhausted. it's not even funny. well, maybe a little cause just about anything involving me can be funny in some way. so, i'm moving. it's official. as of 10:30amish this morning, Margo and I h...
Posted by Cooker on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST