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The fat Devin Townsend

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Josh. I like to party.A video I made for my good friends in Dunwich:

My Interests

The art of the synchronized head bang. Video games Mountain Biking

Music:

old Lamb of God Job For A Cowboy Type-O Negative NIN God Forbid Fear Factory Rammstein MC Chris Prick Pearl Jam Alice In Chains NoFX White Zombie Pennywise No Time For Poopin Butthole Surfers Moonspell Dimmu Borgir The Red Chord Children of Bodom Soundgarden Bad Religion Bouncing Souls Thrice Strapping Young Lad Crowbar Mastodon The Violent Femmes Jerry Cantrell Ministry Comeback Kid The Black Dhalia Murder Norma Jean Danger Doom MED DethKlok Into The Moat Leaves Eyes Psyopus Blood Tribe Year of Desolation Devin Townsend Band

Movies:

Grandma's Boy Evil Dead 1, 2 , and 3 Heavyweights Hot Rod Fifth Element Tommy Boy Happy Gilmore Black Sheep Billy Madison Dirty Work Dead Man on Campus Sin City Rat Race Dawn of the Dead + remakes Monty Python & the Holy Grail Deuce Bigelow 2 The Benchwarmers Tommy Pan's Labrynth The Illusionist Transformers Star Wars 4, 5, 6 Road Trip Interview w/the Vampire Braveheart (all time fav movie) Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny Death to Smoochy

Television:

Mythbusters Ghost Hunters Seinfeld Documentaries South Park Spongebob King of Queens Metalocalypse Home Movies Futurama I HATE FAMILY GUY, GET SETH MCFARLANE OFF THE AIR

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham Cat in the Hat

Heroes:

Devin Townsend Jerry Cantrell Queen

My Blog

Fall Fest

The fall fest can rot in fucking hell... Something tells me, like every year, i'll be dragged there by someone...I really hope not. I'd rather get probed.
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Aug 11th - Free show @ Mesker 17

www.myspace.com/meskerfest for all details... however, 14 bands, mesker shelter #17 (see website for bands and directions)FREEEEEEEE
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

Guitar tabs and lawers

Basically over the past few years, guitar tab websites have been going offline a bunch and there's a bunch of sites out there posing as guitar sites but really just spyware. There are few tab sites an...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

4/22/07 Year of Desolation, Optimus, Blood Tribe, 1 more

Sunday, April 22 @ 1123 (First Ave)Prosethetic recording artist: Year of Desolation - Great metal band who will blow your cock for $6Optimus - us, you know, your friendsBlood Tribe - Brutal metal in y...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

Life is good

That's sarcasm. Whoever stole my stuff will die. Seriously. When I find out who stole my laptop, camera, dvd player, and whatever else, I will slice you. If you decide to not die, I'd confess and you ...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

Sledge is back

Seriously, we're a band again. Not only are we a band again, but I have pent up musical semen ready to explode in to flavors of musical kool-aid. And now, I give you, The End of War.
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

Happy T-Day!

Well today we celebrate the onslaught of our native-american history. Way to go, men with guns vs men with rocks! However, I will be spending the day of a thousand deaths with the Delano family! That'...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

Dethklok

If you haven't noticed, Brendon Small, dictactor of [as] has decided to piss me off. Every week I put a new Dethklok song on my myspace profile, and every week he deletes the song off his site and put...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

Drummers apply

As everyone pretty much knows that Silot is and has been no more for over a month now. We're desperately looking for a good drummer, a very solid drummer. One who can pull of blast beats, mad double b...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

So I bought a 360

And it is totally bad ass! I have Dead Rising right now, super sweet zombie game. Madden 2007 comes out soon and I'll probably be getting the new Tiger Woods game this week (maybe). I need a second co...
Posted by The fat Devin Townsend on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST