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lauren

lauren812

About Me



i'm happiest when i'm making cupcakes and when i'm writing comedy. if i'm doing both at the same time, that's as close to perfect as a moment can be.

My Interests

disgusting reality t.v.
adventures
music
movies
humor
human behavior
foreign languages
literature
comedy writing
the opposite sex
intoxicated events
celebrity gossip
documentaries
improv

I'd like to meet:

those with penchants for honesty and late night logic.
people who really listen when someone talks.
the valiant.
people with answers and people who ask questions.
faith healers who heal faith not by means of it.

Music:

always, always ryan adams and rilo kiley but there's a whole lot more:

Movies:



zoolander, waiting for guffman, stranger than fiction, the family stone, drop dead fred, best in show, gone with the wind, anchorman, ghostbusters 2, the other sister, the little mermaid, when harry met sally, the first wives club, that thing you do!, good burger, spanglish, drop dead gorgeous,and the list goes on until the end of eternity.

Television:

project runway
snl
da ali g show
the office
desperate housewives
arrested development
forensic files
intervention
untold stories of the E.R.
roseanne
the golden girls
hannah montana (seriously)
beverly hills 90210

Books:

currently reading: eat, pray, love by elizabeth gilbert
recently read: dress your family in corduroy and denim by david sedaris
shopgirl by steve martin
middlesex by jeffrey eugenides

Heroes:

movers, shakers, risk takers.
young people in comedy
and rambo gizmo, naturally.

My Blog

coma reza ama, catnip and kryptonite

Everyone once in a while, I'll listen to a song or read something in a book that practically terrifies me because it is so close to something I've experienced. It's like someone crawled inside of my h...
Posted by lauren on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

2007 (stolen from rachy marie)

1) Where did you begin 2007?at my house (lame, eh?)2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?single.5) Did you have to go to the hospital?i went to the doctor more times this year than i had since i ...
Posted by lauren on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:37:00 PST

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD.

  all you other chickenheads aint got shit on miss roxy.
Posted by lauren on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

if work permits.

i'm the one that sticks.   But that wind that blows across your roomIt's gonna set the sails, and send me back to you Sometimes, when sailors are sailingthey think twice, about where they're anc...
Posted by lauren on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST

i wish i had come up with this.

If the cabin air system should fail, oxygen masks will be released from the panel just above your seat. Stay in your seat and pull the mask towards you to start the flow of oxygen supply. Place it ...
Posted by lauren on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

a few thousand words.

here's some photos that describe me as of late:             ...
Posted by lauren on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

oh those late nights.

so, last night andria and i went to visit this beaut we know named rachel. we got out of the vehicle, and some crazy in a hoodie approaches us. this is pretty much how that conversation went. Crazy: H...
Posted by lauren on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

hey gorgeous.

      loves her!...
Posted by lauren on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST

charmingly

Felt so holy as the candle burned down to the bar,and she filled me like her voice filled the room.My feet got sort of heavy, my tongue turned to lead.She was gone before I drank confident.I searched ...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

to quote nate.

today's been a career day,futures made and fortunes lost as I'm standing in the lobby,I'm waiting for the elevator to take me away up to nine or ten, maybe eleventhe sound of sirens fading as she whis...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST