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Veal Chop

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About Me

I tend to impulsively spend more money than I make. This usually results in phone conversations that include me saying, "Nah, I can't tonight. I'm broke," or "Hey, d'ya think I could borrow a twenty? I get paid in two days." - - - I am a slave to my neighborhood. The one with all the cool bars, cool people who actually think the same of me, three of the five people in this world who strongly dislike me, and of course, gelato. - - - I have a degree in culinary arts, but I fucking hate to cook. - - - I have never been on a snowboard, surfboard, or wakeboard. Not for lack of interest. Purely a lack of motivation. - - - I am the nicest fucking guy you'll ever meet; however, if you get to know me well enough, I will eventually piss you off like nobody ever has. - - - In short, ladies, I'm bad news. Run away (unless you happen to be Sarah Silverman).

My Interests

Music, whiffle ball, crosswords, the comedic genius of David Cross, staying up too late and regretting it in the morning, sushi, farting in the shower (if you do it right, it's funnier than in the tub), bacon, coffee at any hour, karaoke, late night blasphemy, the funny.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman . If you know her, will you please tell her about me? You can omit the part about me being bad news.

Music:

Oi,Iron Maiden, Minor Threat, Cockney Rejects, Toy Dolls, Manowar, Oi, Big Black (anything Steve Albini has been involved in), Tom Waits, DJ Krush, Ween, Oi, Aimee Mann, NoMeansNo, Kid Koala, Yellow Machinegun, Oi, Three Times One Minus One

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Safe Men, Princess Bride, old Jet Li flicks (before he got mixed up with the hip hop crowd), Dr. Strangelove, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine, Run Ronnie Run, Run Lola Run, The Jerk

Books:

To my dismay, I lack the attention span to get into good books. Maybe I should read up on ADD.

Heroes:

Traditional skinheads
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My Blog

Insomnia Sucks

For the last ten nights or so, I have been getting maybe an hour or two of sleep.This is turning me into a very ugly person inside and out. If I've offended anyone lately this is probably why. I'll ap...
Posted by Veal Chop on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:07:00 PST

This time I mean it

I know I've said it before, but really, I'm done with chicks.All they ever do is disappoint.So, fuck 'em.Really.I'm done.
Posted by Veal Chop on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

I swear to GOD...

I'm not making this up.Who in their right mind would do this?Wait, no. He's a genius!
Posted by Veal Chop on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:46:00 PST

If only you were as cool as your vagina

I've had very good luck in the getting-girls aspect of my life.I've very bad luck in the keeping-girls aspect of my life.I'm pretty sure it's me, but I'm not completely convinced. Why can't you just b...
Posted by Veal Chop on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:12:00 PST

I Love These

Subject: Hi Veal ChopBody: Hey Veal Chop! I don't mean to bother you.. I just moved out here around Pdx for work a couple of weeks ago. It sucks cuz I don't know AnYBoDY out here ;(. My friends back ...
Posted by Veal Chop on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST

The Spinning Pinwheel Of Death

There are a few profiles out there that freeze my computer. I have a Mac, and every once in a while when viewing someone's profile The Spinning Pinwheel Of Death shows up. I am not allowed to ...
Posted by Veal Chop on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:59:00 PST

It's the Water

To quote Rodney Dangerfield in "Easy Money", "I don't know how to fall asleep. I know how to pass out." Thanks to Jens Edwards, I am doing the electrical work on the B Side Tavern. I start tomorro...
Posted by Veal Chop on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:30:00 PST

£179!

In order to officially ask to move to the United Kingdom I have been requested to pay £179. That's $299 to you and me. Bear in mind that I just completed an online interview with the Immigration and...
Posted by Veal Chop on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:43:00 PST

X!

I love sarah! She's my hero.
Posted by Veal Chop on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:39:00 PST

Why Am I Interesting?

I don't uderstand. I write a meaningless, unrelatable-if-you-don't-know-me blog, and for some reason, a million people read this garbage. It makes no sense to me why people other than close friends ...
Posted by Veal Chop on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:04:00 PST