I die a little inside whenever I see someone wearing white socks and black shoes. Much to my chagrin, this happens at least once every... single... day. Lately, I've been stealing pictures with my camera phone. I'm planning on making a hellish little collage of shockingly white streaks poking out from the bottoms of people's trousers. It'll be the scariest thing since The Monster Squad which, by the way, features Rudy, the Ray Ban-sporting badass, with his hauntingly white whites glaring up from his sneakers. Scary stuff indeed.
Giving Credit:
I stole the artwork for my background from Scott Hansen, a Bay Area freelance designer and musician. I love his design style and have been a fan of his solo ambient music project, Tycho, for a couple of years now. View more of Mr. Hansen's work at www.ISO50.com .
I like:
Knowing that I have the best girlfriend ever . Tastefully sparse living spaces. Incredibly gaudy theaters. Grammar. Chivalry and those who practice it. Both kinds of football. Making my bed every morning... unless, of course, I'm late for work. Speaking french. Caffeine rushes. Wearing a nice suit for absolutely no reason at all. The color orange. Zombo . Having a drawer in my fridge dedicated just to pudding. I call it "drawer full of pudding". Loud music. Quiet music. Meaningful gestures that seem insignificant. Surprises. Room temperature stouts. Ice cold pilsners. Seeing how far I can run. Multilingual people. Sleeping in my clothes every once in a while. Undeniable truths. My family. Lighting matches. Scotch. My hometown and the fact that I left my hometown. People who challenge me. Hitting baseballs though I don't actually like baseball. The same can be said for golf. TV shows on DVD. My nickname.
I don't like:
Having to explain my nickname. President Bush. Most of the rules established in the movie Swingers, specifically the three-day-wait rule. Sales pitches. Pleated pants. The word "faggot". Lies and the lying liars who tell them. Having to schedule drinks with friends (I prefer spontaneity). Avocados. Nuts in brownies and cookies. People who claim there's no such thing as a bad hair day. Credit card offers disguised as personal letters.
Someday...
I would like to travel to norway (Jeg vil gjerner rise til Norge). I'd like to have my own office space for my web design business. I'd like to have a tailor made suit... and I want that to take all day, what with the fitting and the measuring tape and the this and the that.
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