I play guitar a lot and I drink cheap beer. On weekdays I work my ass off, and I usually have to try to make the customer happy. Even if it means sexual favors. On the weekends, I try to party and I usually succeed. I hate liars, whores (sometimes), and I really really really hate the string game. It causes nothing but pain and bleeding. It's a little like the lighter game but much easier to draw blood. I have long hair and I'm not cutting it, so get used to my sexy, wonderfully smelling, and metal ..m/ hair. I met Dimebag and you didn't or maybe you did, but I definately did. He shook my hand and signed my arm. I cook a banging steak and play a 7-string. My amps don't go to 11, but I'm working on it. I don't really sleep even when I'm sleeping and hot weather sucks. So does rain. But I do enjoy a good chocolate cheesecake. Or maybe a Dodge Viper. They are pretty cool. Maybe I'll buy one when I win the lottery. Or maybe I'll buy rollercoaster. Or a highway so I can collect toll money. I wear ripped pants every once in a while cause I like to show off my hairy legs. I make countertops and I make them strong enough to have sex on. Every counter should be that strong. If you can't have sex on it, what can you do with it....eat on it? I guess. I'm done typing now. Or am I. You'll just have to keep reading to find out. You could be here for days, or weeks. Have you ever had one of those dreams where you wake up and go through your whole morning routine only to actually wake up later. It's happened to me quite a lot. Deja vu is pretty crazy too. I get deja vu all the time. Yup...... Slayer!
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