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neugz

Its my birthday and i'll fart if i want to

About Me

Tis Noog(the legendary)- I am noog. People magazine voted me sexiest man alive. I am also the smartest and most clever person on the planet. With my boyish good looks and a brain the size of a whale's penis, it is no wonder that you are reading this. Did I mention that I am a guitar god? Yeah its true, I am quite a catch aren't I? One could only wonder how a being so gifted, with so many amazing features, and a full time job still has time for a quest to save the world. Thats right, I plan on single handedly saving society. I have great faith that people are generally good and not evil, and I feel that in somehow, some way, I can rescue this doomed planet. This is a quest that I have basically been on since I was a wee little noog. If you feel that you could possibly contribute to my cause or..... any cause..........my aim screen name thingy is annualoxygen2001

My Interests

Music, food, magic, intelligent discussion.

I'd like to meet:

whoever invented the china buff

Music:

grateful dead, moe, Bob Marley, dave matthews, guster, michael franti and spearhead any drum n bass, metallica, pantera, allman bros, ratdog,cat empire, the roots, nas, matisyahu, bela fleck, burning spear, joe bonamassa, particle, the new deal, smashing pumpkins, dream theatre, blue oyster cult mattius ia eklundh, tom petty, primus, the band, the beatles, u-melt,the band, billy joel, the boss, csny, dire straits, the eagles, the gin blossoms, collective soul, hot tuna, kingfish, legion of mary, james brown, neil young, steely dan, sublime, string cheese incident, govt mule , slayer, incubus, aerosmith, yes, u-melt, brother's past and about 10 billion others

Movies:

THE STONED AGE! UHF, Dazed and Confused, WILLY WONKA

Television:

anything educational

Books:

the everything chinese cookbook

Heroes:

JERRY GARCIA and my father