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About Me:
What can I tell you about me that the masses don't already know?...Well, to start with, my name is Yusuf. I tend to make jokes at inappropriate times, or inappropriate jokes any time- Love to laugh till my stomach hurts and Tone and Ed help with that often. I'm an HR Manager and really love what I do. I don't meet many people I don't like. I like different kinds of music like everybody- Italian, Spanish, Rai- (especially either the really modern stuff or the really raw tribal stuff), Egyptian, Bhangra, Bollywood music and even Pakistani music. I like my Bollywood and Roberto Benigni movies. There are some other movies that are on my favorites list that are from France and Spain. I drink Limca and Pakola sometimes, lol! I miss Pascual Brand Tropical Juice from Spain, Nata flavored Italian Ice-Cream as well as Massimo Dutti Sport cologne which I can't find ANYWHERE- I don't drink alcohol. I think Zakia Zakaria is the funniest thing on Earth. I will likely never leave my job because I have a PAKISTANI BUFFETT 5 minutes away! My favorite food is Indo-Pakistani food. I love jalepenos and any other fresh pepper, but not the ones soaking in vinegar, except for Egyptian pickles, called Makhalil, I love that- I like to travel. I like sunny weather (not exactly unique there, innit? I like languages, speak 3 (English, Arabic and Spanish)and like to learn phrases in other languages as well. I find you connect with people from other cultures MUCH better that way-
I'm blessed with a wonderful wife that loves me almost as much as I love her and an awesome daughter that melts me when she kisses my forehead after a hard day at work.
This is me in a nutshell. If you want to know more, I put the rest in a blog- Mind the cobwebs on that blog. (_)
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Funnies

Zakia Zakareya -Candid Camera Egypt)

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Borat-Guide to Etiquette-NICE!

The Internets:
A Series of TUBES!

Cairo Taxi

Islam My Ummah

Music Videos
Miscellaneous Fun
True Meaning of the Phrase: "Walk Like an Egyptian"

My Interests:
Islam and being a good Muslim and a good example for my daughter (trying to be, that is...), My Family - Indian Food- Foreign Music and Film (in my case, foreign is anything but American and Egyptian. That's right. Egyptian is no longer foreign. I have been assimilated. Who'd have known the Borg were from Egypt.) - Politics - Human Resources - Living/Traveling Abroad - Culture - Languages (I speak decent Castillano Spanish, Arabic, would like to learn more Italian)- Music - Film - Real Madrid and finally, Italia National Team quello ha la coppa del mondo. Congratulazioni Azzuri!

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like To Meet:
William Jefferson Clinton-
8 More Years! 8 More Years!

Roberto Benigni-

Khaled-
I met him! CHECK - IT - OUT!

Amitabh Bachchan and Abishek Bachchan

Rani Mukherji

Saif Ali Khan

Priyanka Chopra

Shahrukh Khan

Preity Zinta

Aishwariya Rai

The dissenting judges on the U.S. Supreme Court during Gore V. State of Florida- "Thanks for trying..."

Music:

In general, I like Italian, Spanish and Latino. This 'categorically' excludes Regueton.(he he!) Arabic, - Egypt, Lebanon and RaÃ¯ music, which comes from Algeria. Hindi, Punjabi, Bhangra Flamenco, and some other stuff...Since most people have never heard RaÃ¯ music, here is a new song:
Cheba Maria & Hamid Bouchnak -
YA OMRI -

BHANGRA Again, since most people haven't heard of Bhangra, here is a great song/video clip I found on YouTube:

I also like Pakistani music, including Vital Signs and Junaid Jamshed. Oh, and Robbie Williams and Oasis. (England) I don't like most western music (US and UK) because it is nowadays more about image than music. Even still, Linkin Park is awesome-

Movies:

La Vita Ã© Bella (Life is Beautiful), Johnny Stecchino, Il Mostro, The Son of the Pink Panther, all Roberto Benigni movies. El Otro Lado de la Cama (The Other Side of The Bed)
L'Auberge Espagnol

Hum-Tum,

Veer-Zaara, Chalti Chalti, Don, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kahena, Salaam e Ishq, Black (MUST SEE BLACK, WOW!!!) Salam Namaste, Namastey London, Bhagam Bhag, Belle Epoque, and French Twist. Meet the Parents, Life of Brian, and ironically following,... The Message. (don't judge me :)

Television:

Seinfeld, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia, BBC News, Euronews, Simpsons, South Park, Travel Channel (only sometimes and I HATE that they show Poker: 1- It isn't a spectator sport, and 2- It has nothing to do with travel)
HGTV (watching House Hunters with my wife :) and Food Network(Good Eats with Alton Brown (Very entertaining.)

Books:

Qur'an, Baghdad Without a Map- Tony Horowitz My Life- William Jefferson Clinton A New Middle East- Shimone Perez My Turn To Speak- Abol Hassan Bani-Sadr Oh, and The Onion.

Heroes:

My Wife, for having the patience to love me and the wisdom not to choke me to death.
My Parents, for having the patience to raise me and the wisdom not to choke me to death.
:-)
Christopher Reeve
Nelson Mandela
The good people of Somolia and Sierra Leone for being survivors of war-torn countries, yet are always so amazing and such positive people when I meet them. No attitude. How do they do it?....

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Chipmunk Drama

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Posted by YUSUF on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

MORE ABOUT ME

I served with honor in the United States Navy for nearly 10 years. The first half was in VF-41 Black Aces, an F-14A Squadron. (80 man hours per flight hour/wasn't home much) This was a sea-going tour ...
Posted by YUSUF on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

CHILD SAFETY EXPERTS CALL FOR RESTRICTIONS ON CHILDHOOD IMAGINATION

Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination February 20, 2007 | Issue 43"08 | www.theonion.com Jill Tyn, 4, perilously close to danger. WASHINGTON, DCThe Department of Health...
Posted by YUSUF on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

IT WUZ ALWAYS 'BOUT THA NUMBAHS

It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs By Herbert Kornfeld Accounts Receivable Supervisor April 25, 2007 | Issue 43"17 | www.theonion.com Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways ...
Posted by YUSUF on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

ALL THE PLACES I'VE BEEN -

I filled out an application this year that required I document each and every time I stepped foot in another country. (What an application, no?) Anyway, I decided to post it so my friends know mo...
Posted by YUSUF on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

STOP CONFUSING PEOPLE!

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Posted by YUSUF on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

LOOK INTO MY EYES

Outlandish-Look Into My Eyes END THE OCCUPATION- Look into my eyes Tell me what you see You don't see a damn thing 'Cause you can't relate to me You're blinded by our di...
Posted by YUSUF on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST