MARRIED LIFE |
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although verymuch in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:25:00 PST |
this is for stacey |
Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married...The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"Wel...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Our research shows |
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contr...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:07:00 PST |
mechanical engineers |
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:03:00 PST |
inept golf |
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:00:00 PST |
inept golf |
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:00:00 PST |
optimist |
To the optimist, the glass is half full.To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:59:00 PST |
engineering students |
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:57:00 PST |
democrat in the family |
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. She drove wildly to get him to the emergency Room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appear...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:55:00 PST |
two cat houses |
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Alabama church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched...
Posted by stacked3xd (broly's mamma) on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:52:00 PST |
