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travis

"I am a false prophet and God is a superstition."

About Me

I had several people convinced that I played the role of Peter from the Cosby show. But its not true. I was never that fat as a kid. I could probably pass as a game show host, but I would never be able to hold a job in that field of work. I'm left handed. They say left handed people dont live as long as right handed people. I have a tattoo of a bass clef with fire around it on my left shoulder blade. I play the bass guitar. I hate cold weather. I absolutely love hot weather!! I would consider myself to be more of a cat person than a dog person. I believe that music is the sum of our existence. I dont believe that you can go blind from masturbating.

My Interests

All that I'm good at is FUCKING!! activities that I enjoy but I'm not good at are walking, opening doors, knowing when to down shift when driving up a hill, breathing (one day I will master that one), boiling water, and sitting down in chairs.

I'd like to meet:

Buddy and Socks, although I believe Buddy might be dead.

Music:

Daniel Warren said it best in this category on his myspace profile. "Get a Job" I agree. Get a fucking job. Learn a good trade or skill and put it to use. Then become a weekend warrior musician and learn how to play Coldplay songs followed by rolling stone songs, that way the old people in the crowd will be able to relate and they wont feel left out.

Movies:

1980s Pornography and the Garbage Pail Kids movie.

Television:

Perfect strangers because I like the way that Balky talked. Cops- I usually recognize someone that I know on that show. There is also a reality TV show about some people that own and run a tanning salon. That show is awesome. I want my own reality show. It would be about me walking outside to get the mail and the obstacles that i encounter.

Books:

I read nothing but celebrity gossip magazines. I believe these people are GODS who are changing the world with their art,fashion statements and their good looks. They may not be curing cancer, or coming up with alternative fuel sources, but they're pretty and they're rich. I love them!!! I want to be them!!

Heroes:

That guy who punched a shark to save his little dog. Good for him. I wonder how that dog is ever going to repay his owner, or if the dog has even thought about that.

My Blog

6 things about me that you may not know

6 things about me. 1. My first real concert that I ever attended was Aerosmith in 1990 on the Pump tour.  It was amazing and Joan Jett and the Black Hearts opened the show.  My mom and ...
Posted by travis on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST

the surprise

I consistently buy Whole Wheat/ New York style Thomas bagels. They're incredibly tasty and you get 8 in a pack. Thats probably a standard number in any pack of bagels that you'd buy, but 8 sounds...
Posted by travis on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

playing the part of a statistic on a government chart

I never blog. I never really have anything interesting to say.  I work alot and I'm trying to save money so that I can get out of Nashville.  Despite working alot, sometimes I go out on audi...
Posted by travis on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:19:00 PST

"LA is the place, sets my mind ablaze"

It took every ounce of will power to get up and drag my ass to the airport and fly back to Nashville. This past weekend I spent in Los Angeles visiting Lance and Jordan and scoping the place out....
Posted by travis on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:19:00 PST

whats going on

So I havent bloged in awhile and I figured that it might be time to update whats been going on.  Lets see, for the past 5 weeks I've been involved in an improv class that meets on Tuesday nights....
Posted by travis on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:22:00 PST

them sound like fightin words

This morning I'm leaving the gym and this fraternity jock looking motherfucker tries to pull out in front of me as I'm driving out of the parking lot. We get up to the intersection and he pulls up nex...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

are you ready to rock!!!!

Went to the Mars Volta show in Atlanta last friday. Overall it was a pretty good show. THey walked on stage at around 8:30 and didnt walk off until around 10:45. Parts of the show were fucking incredi...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is not my beautiful house, and this is not my beautiful wife

Last week i got to a small part in a short film put on by watkins film school people. the name of the film is called "kill me with a kiss". typical film noir type about a girl that has husband killed...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

theres countless formulas for pressing flowers

yess... thank you daylight savings.. its reassurence that warm weather is just around the corner, that the short sleeves will be worn, the swimming pools will open, and the smell of fresh cut grass wi...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the devil went down to Georgia

Congradulations to anyone out there who was able to score nin inch nails tickets to the atlanta shows. i tried but they were sold out both nights in a minute. Hopefully I'll be able to get tickets fo...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST