All that I'm good at is FUCKING!! activities that I enjoy but I'm not good at are walking, opening doors, knowing when to down shift when driving up a hill, breathing (one day I will master that one), boiling water, and sitting down in chairs.
Buddy and Socks, although I believe Buddy might be dead.
Daniel Warren said it best in this category on his myspace profile. "Get a Job" I agree. Get a fucking job. Learn a good trade or skill and put it to use. Then become a weekend warrior musician and learn how to play Coldplay songs followed by rolling stone songs, that way the old people in the crowd will be able to relate and they wont feel left out.
1980s Pornography and the Garbage Pail Kids movie.
Perfect strangers because I like the way that Balky talked. Cops- I usually recognize someone that I know on that show. There is also a reality TV show about some people that own and run a tanning salon. That show is awesome. I want my own reality show. It would be about me walking outside to get the mail and the obstacles that i encounter.
I read nothing but celebrity gossip magazines. I believe these people are GODS who are changing the world with their art,fashion statements and their good looks. They may not be curing cancer, or coming up with alternative fuel sources, but they're pretty and they're rich. I love them!!! I want to be them!!
That guy who punched a shark to save his little dog. Good for him. I wonder how that dog is ever going to repay his owner, or if the dog has even thought about that.